Pleeeeaaasssse noooooooooooooooooo.

afraid she might cramp your style

or worse get you back on the demon drink

Frequent Flyer points building up very nicely

He says he's off the beer now, saving himself for me





well, drink-wise at least

my body is now a temple of bliss happiness contentment and above all sobriety,and still feels shit

Ken Bates has that effect on people.

That's cos sobriety isn't good for you

definitely, stay drunk much better for the soul

BB ignores post, lights some incence to lord Buddha and looks forward to his rice and fish dinner washed down with pure h2o sent to him esp by the monks in Tibet.

rest of BE pishes themselves laughing

Only thing that keeps mine going some days!!

Oooh nice I've got the incense, and some candles lit in my little zen garden. Not sure my Buddha likes sharing his space with a furry chipmunk though

Laughter is good for the soul

BE has no soul and yer all going to hell or Logan

Noooooo Not Logan!! Thats Deadvimland

My Buddha does seem to cope surprisingly well with sharing his garden with the chipmunk, he has endless patience - needs it living with me!!

Who wins in scrap between chipmunk & scrub turkey?

The Daili lama would need all his enlightenment and patience to live with you and those damn puppets

The turkey is scared of the chipmunk, runs for cover

I don't deny it, why do you think I'm single
You enjoyed your time with them in April I'm sure, that's why they are all packing to come with me this time