BEWARE: Girly problem/ medical thread!
#181
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Originally Posted by anya4oz
Andrew - you're not taking the p*ss by any chance, are you.....?
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Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
I'll give you proper advice. Don't put your foot anywhere near my pussy - not with those footie boots on ![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
Simple steps for those ladies (sorry un pc - men too
) if required to give urine sample whilst having one's period:
Step 1. Take pot and tampon to toilet.
Step 2. Remove old tampon
Step 3. Clean fanny area
Step 4. Insert new tampon (middle hole)
Step 5. wipe again (just to be sure)
Step 6. begin urinating (front hole)
Step 7. pause
Step 8. place pot between legs
Step 9. commence urinating again
Step 10. finish urinating and remove pot
Step 11. transfer urine from pot to sample tube
Pass to doctor and tell him you are in the middle (or beginning or end) of period. Ask him or her to use common sense when testing.
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Step 1. Take pot and tampon to toilet.
Step 2. Remove old tampon
Step 3. Clean fanny area
Step 4. Insert new tampon (middle hole)
Step 5. wipe again (just to be sure)
Step 6. begin urinating (front hole)
Step 7. pause
Step 8. place pot between legs
Step 9. commence urinating again
Step 10. finish urinating and remove pot
Step 11. transfer urine from pot to sample tube
Pass to doctor and tell him you are in the middle (or beginning or end) of period. Ask him or her to use common sense when testing.
PMSL
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Got to say guys I was feeling a bit low today, missing my mum etc and this thread cheered me up no end! I nearly PMSL not sure what hole though, but don't care.
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
Simple steps for those ladies (sorry un pc - men too
) if required to give urine sample whilst having one's period:
Step 1. Take pot and tampon to toilet.
Step 2. Remove old tampon
Step 3. Clean fanny area
Step 4. Insert new tampon (middle hole)
Step 5. wipe again (just to be sure)
Step 6. begin urinating (front hole)
Step 7. pause
Step 8. place pot between legs
Step 9. commence urinating again
Step 10. finish urinating and remove pot
Step 11. transfer urine from pot to sample tube
Pass to doctor and tell him you are in the middle (or beginning or end) of period. Ask him or her to use common sense when testing.
![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
Step 1. Take pot and tampon to toilet.
Step 2. Remove old tampon
Step 3. Clean fanny area
Step 4. Insert new tampon (middle hole)
Step 5. wipe again (just to be sure)
Step 6. begin urinating (front hole)
Step 7. pause
Step 8. place pot between legs
Step 9. commence urinating again
Step 10. finish urinating and remove pot
Step 11. transfer urine from pot to sample tube
Pass to doctor and tell him you are in the middle (or beginning or end) of period. Ask him or her to use common sense when testing.
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Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
Well, that's got it sorted then!!!
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Originally Posted by gdcollectables
Nice young lady returns to her friends in the bar after visiting the toilet;
"Wot's that tampon behind yer ear for?", they say
"Oh, S**t, wot've I done with me fag"?, she replies!![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
"Wot's that tampon behind yer ear for?", they say
"Oh, S**t, wot've I done with me fag"?, she replies!
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Originally Posted by bridiej
PMSL! ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by louise4
Hey Bridie, how did the meds go.
Fine, no probs at all, even with the blood test
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Originally Posted by bridiej
Hi Louise
Fine, no probs at all, even with the blood test![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
Fine, no probs at all, even with the blood test
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Originally Posted by Bordy
No way, I'd lose my foot. :scared:
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This has had me crying with laughter and pain cos my sides now hurt so much!! Fantastic!
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Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
I'll have you know my pelvic floor muscles are in excellent order ![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
Well, that's a relief then!!
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Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
oh aye. I might be knocking on a bit but I can squeeze as good as the next python ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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