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Originally Posted by louise4
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Originally Posted by andrew63
Oh my god!
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
just couldnt resist the "beware: girlie thread" huh??? time to come out of the closet id say mate
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Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
I am shocked that a serious question as the one I posted originally should become the laughing stock of a group of 'adults'!!
The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
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The point I was trying to make was that, when you have a tampon inserted, (yes, Im going to be gross), covered in blood, the chances of urine picking up a trace of it on the way out of the uretha are increased significantly!!
I am intelligent enough to know my own body......thankyou to you all for trying to correct me though and I'm glad you all found it hilariously funny! People really should laugh more and I'm happy that I was able to assist!
I have had serious posts hi-jacked for laughs like this myself (normally involving Bridie quoting 1970's comedy
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Just when i was afraid the thread was becoming a bit dull!!
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Originally Posted by Rooksie
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Originally Posted by andrew63
Oh my god!
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
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Originally Posted by possoms
Our responses are not serious they are meant to be fanny....oops I mean funny
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Originally Posted by Bordy
Stop pussy footing around & give proper advice.
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Originally Posted by andrew63
Oh my god!
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
What a waste of space!
Just goes to show what happens when every one has an opinon without knowing the facts. Kind of sums up the site (in my opinion!)
To kill the thread (rightly so) and as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples (and many other nastier ones), a tampon will NOT prevent blood being detected by any of the biochemical tests that are used now.
Andrew
I'm going to ring my dad who was the senior scientist of the Bioanalytical lab at B.N.F.L he'll be able to give some advice.
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Originally Posted by andrew63
...as a person who has dealt with tens of thousands of urine samples ....
Andrew
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Originally Posted by Xgeminix
Right let's settle this... It's doing my 'bleeding' head in!!!
I'm going to ring my dad who was the senior scientist of the Bioanalytical lab at B.N.F.L he'll be able to give some advice.![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
I'm going to ring my dad who was the senior scientist of the Bioanalytical lab at B.N.F.L he'll be able to give some advice.
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Surely only of use if one's bodily fluids glow in the dark?
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Originally Posted by anya4oz
BNFL....? :scared:
Surely only of use if one's bodily fluids glow in the dark?
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Surely only of use if one's bodily fluids glow in the dark?
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Simple steps for those ladies (sorry un pc - men too
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Step 1. Take pot and tampon to toilet.
Step 2. Remove old tampon
Step 3. Clean fanny area
Step 4. Insert new tampon (middle hole)
Step 5. wipe again (just to be sure)
Step 6. begin urinating (front hole)
Step 7. pause
Step 8. place pot between legs
Step 9. commence urinating again
Step 10. finish urinating and remove pot
Step 11. transfer urine from pot to sample tube
Pass to doctor and tell him you are in the middle (or beginning or end) of period. Ask him or her to use common sense when testing.
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Step 1. Take pot and tampon to toilet.
Step 2. Remove old tampon
Step 3. Clean fanny area
Step 4. Insert new tampon (middle hole)
Step 5. wipe again (just to be sure)
Step 6. begin urinating (front hole)
Step 7. pause
Step 8. place pot between legs
Step 9. commence urinating again
Step 10. finish urinating and remove pot
Step 11. transfer urine from pot to sample tube
Pass to doctor and tell him you are in the middle (or beginning or end) of period. Ask him or her to use common sense when testing.
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