Originally Posted by zx10r_aus

Hi all,

I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...

I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it... Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.

Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....


ZX....

Originally Posted by MoshPit

I suffer from the same problem, I have found that snoring really loud tends to freeup the duvet a lot, and sometimes really cold hands do the trick

At other times these tactics do not work, and a few well placed kicks from her puts paid to my snoring trick. So not 100% guarenteed, but may help

Originally Posted by moneypen20

I wouldn't suggest this to anyone you understand, but if you sleep with me and your missus takes on my hubby, you and I will have wonderful sleep and they will be black and blue and cross. My old man is the same and the really annoying thing he does is put his knees up just as I have got cosy, allowing a howling gale under the duvet, sorry doona Drives me round the bend!

Originally Posted by sasbear

Good, sound advice...

Or - you could try sleeping with my OH - last week as I lay peacefully dreaming of RW (getting to a very nice part of the dream when he....) anyhow - on track - well my OH let out a loud 'hah!' sound and kneed me right up my a**e ! I shot up thinking I was being attacked inappropriately by said RW and was just about to protest (quietly) and found OH snoring loudly unaware he had just assaulted me......

Originally Posted by zx10r_aus

LMAO......hilarious

Wendy

Originally Posted by sasbear

Not so funny with a large bruise and no pleasure

Originally Posted by wsbtroyno21

lol....I never thought of that. Nevermind maybe tonight you can continue the dream and let us know what happens.... (You might get lucky this time !!!)

Wendy

PS

I dream of Rob too but not RW ...... don't tell Jim though....lol.

Originally Posted by sasbear

Ok your secret is safe with me...






and the other posters on BE




erm



isn't Jim one of htem???

Busted

Originally Posted by wsbtroyno21

OOOOOOPS

Originally Posted by sasbear

lol
maybe if we talk dirty about R.T and RW the thread will get banned???

just a thought

I am off home soon - just hope tom's PC has been fixed at the shop as I need to collect it - can't get online at home if not. We are networked so I will be a bit miffed if I have to sit and watch bloody Rex Hunt again

Originally Posted by wsbtroyno21

mmm talk dirty about RW and RT eh? Sounds bloody good to me

Hope you PC is fixed.......I wouldn't want to you to suffer another episode of Rex Hunt......:scared:

Wendy

Originally Posted by sasbear

Well just about to go home - so may be back later to talk dirty

Originally Posted by wsbtroyno21

mmm talk dirty about RW and RT eh? Sounds bloody good to me

Hope you PC is fixed.......I wouldn't want to you to suffer another episode of Rex Hunt......:scared:

Wendy

Originally Posted by wsbtroyno21

mmm talk dirty about RW and RT eh? Sounds bloody good to me

Hope you PC is fixed.......I wouldn't want to you to suffer another episode of Rex Hunt......:scared:

Wendy

Originally Posted by zx10r_aus

I thought RW was gay....

ZX.....