Bed problems
Jul 9th 2006, 7:55 am
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Bed problems
Hi all,
I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...
I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it...
Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.
Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....
ZX....
I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...
I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it...
Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....
ZX....
Jul 9th 2006, 8:02 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Hi all,
I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...
I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it... Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.
Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....
ZX....
I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...
I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it...
Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....
ZX....
Jul 9th 2006, 8:05 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Hi all,
I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...
I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it... Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.
Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....
ZX....
I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...
I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it...
Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....
ZX....
Jul 9th 2006, 8:06 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
Sticking my cold feet on the hubbies back seems to make him move
That's did work once upon a time, however, now she wears PJ's and it is impossible to get past her defenses now....
ZX...
Jul 9th 2006, 8:11 am
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Re: Bed problems
Get a king size bed. Best thing we ever did. I can stretch my arm out full length and still not touch him. Very handy when he is in the doghouse. 
Jul 9th 2006, 8:24 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by Pingpongpom
Get a king size bed. Best thing we ever did. I can stretch my arm out full length and still not touch him. Very handy when he is in the doghouse.
Going on past experiences I think that I would still get my 1ft no matter how big the bed was.
ZX....
Jul 9th 2006, 8:30 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Going on past experiences I think that I would still get my 1ft no matter how big the bed was.
ZX....
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Jul 9th 2006, 8:30 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by phoenixinoz
Don't worry too much m8...you wont even notice after 20 years
well if thats the case 3 down and 17 to go...
Oh feel so much better now.ZX...
Jul 9th 2006, 8:31 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by daveplumber
What I would do is get out of bed and get round the other side (loads of room then)
Nope can't do that either she keeps the beating stick on the other side...
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Jul 9th 2006, 8:40 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
well if thats the case 3 down and 17 to go... Oh feel so much better now.
ZX...
Oh feel so much better now.ZX...
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Jul 9th 2006, 8:52 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Hi all,
I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...
I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it... Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.
Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....
ZX....
I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...
I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it...
Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....
ZX....
Solution - we bought a "super" king size bed and bought 2 queen duvets
Our daughter now has a new bed of her own. (Our old double bed) so no longer comes looking to snuggle in with her parents on cold nights.
Kiwi
Jul 9th 2006, 8:56 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Hi all,
I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...
I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it... Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.
Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....
ZX....
I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...
I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it...
Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....
ZX....
Drives me round the bend!
Jul 9th 2006, 9:07 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by phoenixinoz
LOL....aye....always look on the bright side of life
{that bloody song's in my head now }
{that bloody song's in my head now
}Well you are in the looney bin....
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Jul 9th 2006, 9:09 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by moneypen20
I wouldn't suggest this to anyone you understand, but if you sleep with me and your missus takes on my hubby, you and I will have wonderful sleep and they will be black and blue and cross. My old man is the same and the really annoying thing he does is put his knees up just as I have got cosy, allowing a howling gale under the duvet, sorry doona Drives me round the bend!
Drives me round the bend!Well I'm thinking of bringing the truck home and sleeping in the sleeper. But, I fear that the OH will follow me.
ZX....
Jul 9th 2006, 9:17 am
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Re: Bed problems
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Hi all,
I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...
I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it... Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.
Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....
ZX....
I need some help. We have a good sized queen bed. However, when my darling wife and I are sleeping I seem to have about 1ft of bed to lay on. And she has about 6ft. I also have her knees placed in my back that seem to push me further out of the bed...
I also seem to loose my portion of the quilt, when I try to claim back my half I just don't seem to have the strength to do it...
Women seem to have super powers when they're sleeping.Is there anything that I can do? Please help me.....
ZX....
But you are right about women having super powers - only we have them all the time!
I will send you some lovely calming karma to help you though