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Old Apr 16th 2007, 9:27 am
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Originally Posted by thewoodz
and how many have you tried drinks of course
tonight all of em and the drinks
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Old Apr 16th 2007, 9:28 am
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dear friends and fellow alkies I have a selection of cocktails for you, these are real cocktails NOT my inventions

Sex on the Beach #1

Come****me punch

Cumdrop
Comfortable, Fuzzy Screw

Sex on acid

**** me rough
Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall - With a Kiss

Bird shit

Wild sex
Flying ****

Pussy crusher

Vibrator
Liquid cocaine #1

Sweet tits

Stiff dick
Adios mother****er

The ultimate ****

Absolut sex
Screaming orgasm (3)

Kinky/sex

Slow Comfortable, Fuzzy Screw Up Against the Wall
Pornodog

Cum shot

Fist ****
Slow Comfortable, Fuzzy Screw

Bald pussy

G spot
After sex

Slow, Fuzzy Screw Up Against the Wall

Mexican asshole
Sex machine

Duck ****

Sex on the beach #15
WHATS WITH THE ANIMALS _what's in bird shit?
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Old Apr 16th 2007, 9:29 am
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WHATS WITH THE ANIMALS _what's in bird shit?
blackberry brandy tequila and milk
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blackberry brandy tequila and milk
00000 yes please
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Old Apr 16th 2007, 9:32 am
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Originally Posted by asher
blackberry brandy tequila and milk
that sounds sooo much better than birdshit - but maybe thats just to my untrained ears
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Default Re: bars open what you having?
Originally Posted by thewoodz
that sounds sooo much better than birdshit - but maybe thats just to my untrained ears
Well I'll give it a go - anyone gonna join me in some bird shit?
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Originally Posted by freespirit
Well I'll give it a go - anyone gonna join me in some bird shit?
make it a double bird shit
(i carn't belive i'm saying this)
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Old Apr 16th 2007, 9:39 am
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Originally Posted by mandy x
make it a double bird shit
(i carn't belive i'm saying this)
can u imagine going in a bar and ordering it???? lets hope the person behind the bar knows what it is
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Well I'll give it a go - anyone gonna join me in some bird shit?
I'll try anything once
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Old Apr 16th 2007, 9:41 am
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Originally Posted by thewoodz
can u imagine going in a bar and ordering it???? lets hope the person behind the bar knows what it is
I do
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Originally Posted by asher
I do
order it, make it
or both?
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Old Apr 16th 2007, 9:45 am
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slow comfortable fuzzy screw up against a wall

vodka, peach schnapps, southern comfort, sloe gin, galliano, orange juice

any takers
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Default Re: bars open what you having?
Originally Posted by thewoodz
order it, make it
or both?
Hang on, theres something missing................

Order it
Make it
Drink it

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Old Apr 16th 2007, 9:46 am
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Originally Posted by freespirit
Hang on, theres something missing................

Order it
Make it
Drink it

that's more like it
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Default Re: bars open what you having?
Originally Posted by asher
slow comfortable fuzzy screw up against a wall

vodka, peach schnapps, southern comfort, sloe gin, galliano, orange juice

any takers
Oh ok if you insist - I have been good for 2 days now - diet coke for me - but hey - any excuse
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