bars open what you having?
Apr 15th 2007 | 6:17 am
#512
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Re: bars open what you having?
just for you Scott
A man once asked God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God answered: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man asked, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God replied: "So she would love a w***er like you."
A man once asked God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God answered: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man asked, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God replied: "So she would love a w***er like you."
Apr 15th 2007 | 6:18 am
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Apr 15th 2007 | 6:18 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
Im so glad I came in for a few tonight
You have made me smile - thanks to both of you
Apr 15th 2007 | 6:19 am
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Apr 15th 2007 | 6:22 am
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Apr 15th 2007 | 6:24 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
An elderly gent boards a train & takes a seat in a compartment who's only occupant , a young woman is asleep on the seats with a blanket over her.
after an hour on board , the train pulls in to his station and he removes his case from the space above where the girl is sleeping , but in doing so he dislodges his toupee & just as the girl turns over & it is lost under her blanket .
he gets on his knees and slides his hand under to attempt to retrieve it
he thumbles around and feels something hairy , the young lady starts moaning .... oh , oh yes , take it it's yours ...
to which the man replies " i don't think so , mine has a side parting "
after an hour on board , the train pulls in to his station and he removes his case from the space above where the girl is sleeping , but in doing so he dislodges his toupee & just as the girl turns over & it is lost under her blanket .
he gets on his knees and slides his hand under to attempt to retrieve it
he thumbles around and feels something hairy , the young lady starts moaning .... oh , oh yes , take it it's yours ...
to which the man replies " i don't think so , mine has a side parting "
Apr 15th 2007 | 6:24 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
An elderly gent boards a train & takes a seat in a compartment who's only occupant , a young woman is asleep on the seats with a blanket over her.
after an hour on board , the train pulls in to his station and he removes his case from the space above where the girl is sleeping , but in doing so he dislodges his toupee & just as the girl turns over & it is lost under her blanket .
he gets on his knees and slides his hand under to attempt to retrieve it
he thumbles around and feels something hairy , the young lady starts moaning .... oh , oh yes , take it it's yours ...
to which the man replies " i don't think so , mine has a side parting "
after an hour on board , the train pulls in to his station and he removes his case from the space above where the girl is sleeping , but in doing so he dislodges his toupee & just as the girl turns over & it is lost under her blanket .
he gets on his knees and slides his hand under to attempt to retrieve it
he thumbles around and feels something hairy , the young lady starts moaning .... oh , oh yes , take it it's yours ...
to which the man replies " i don't think so , mine has a side parting "
wicked
Apr 15th 2007 | 6:25 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
An elderly gent boards a train & takes a seat in a compartment who's only occupant , a young woman is asleep on the seats with a blanket over her.
after an hour on board , the train pulls in to his station and he removes his case from the space above where the girl is sleeping , but in doing so he dislodges his toupee & just as the girl turns over & it is lost under her blanket .
he gets on his knees and slides his hand under to attempt to retrieve it
he thumbles around and feels something hairy , the young lady starts moaning .... oh , oh yes , take it it's yours ...
to which the man replies " i don't think so , mine has a side parting "
after an hour on board , the train pulls in to his station and he removes his case from the space above where the girl is sleeping , but in doing so he dislodges his toupee & just as the girl turns over & it is lost under her blanket .
he gets on his knees and slides his hand under to attempt to retrieve it
he thumbles around and feels something hairy , the young lady starts moaning .... oh , oh yes , take it it's yours ...
to which the man replies " i don't think so , mine has a side parting "
Where do you get them from
Apr 15th 2007 | 6:25 am
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