at least half an hour...more like all week

Well maybe you should have some milk? Always a good option - especially out of a nice big jug

Awwwwwwwww Come on - it cant be that bad - can it?

wot are you going on about ??

sure youre not pissed ??

still waiting for my pint ...

i need a bath ... seeya around

byeeee

Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. From time to time the young nurse came in and said in a patronising tone, "And how are we doing this morning?"

Well, this is a story of revenge. Harry had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You know where the juice went.

The nurse came in, picked up the urine bottle and said, "It seems we are a little cloudy today..." At this, Harry snatched the bottle out of her hand, drank its contents, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again, maybe I can filter it better this time."

No Im not pissed - wish I was

You said you were dehydrated - I said have a drink of milk - HELLO

I know you do see you

bars closed for Grays anatomy see you later

Hey guys , no am still here but had some stuff to do .

I got more jokes , but i will save them for another time .


tomorrow ?

Scott xx

Bloody hell man

Whee do you get them from

(or should I not ask)

Thought you had run off as it was your round

there's a few $/£ behind the bar , all the drinks i am owed

OK OK OK

I owe you a few I admit that

Guinness - wasnt it?

Can I get you some nuts as well or do you prefer pork scratchings

Ttfn