In which case she need to stop calling it Perth and get out there and do something.

I've lost all sympathy now.

What a crock

Longing for the pubs and green countryside - don't they have green grass in Perth? I beg to differ because I have seen plenty of it.

Bloody hell, that has to be a joke

I am now going to cry my eyes out because I miss the Rat and Parrot in Harrow, Next, Tescos, Sainsburys, Superdrug, my GP and the patch of green grass in my communal garden that was covered in next doors dog shit.

Let's all club together and send her a nice patch of grass or green stuff from our gardens.

I think that's one of the most desperate things I've ever read.

I feel sad now. I'm going to drink lots and get unconscious.

Goodbye.

C'mon guys, fun is fun, but have a bit of compassion. Homesickness can make people yearn for things that other people would never miss as long as they live. You've already been told she posts on BE, she may well read this thread.

Any old excuse...

Well if you are going to have alcohol then at least share it. I have a pack of Tim Tams and I am not afraid to share them.

I've a feeling its all women posting on this thread.

But from a practical mans point of view. If she had offered a picture of herself in her undies or something in return for the $1, she'd make alot more.

Doesn't matter if she turned out to be a complete heffer, if she'd offer a piccie or something she'd do alot better.

Trust me I know mens minds! And how trade works.

JTL

So "culture" means green countryside, pubs, history, football and choice in shops.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

I bet she wouldn't know real culture if it bit her in the leg. Most whingers of this type don't, and she doesn't sound any different.

Good idea!
Am off to do it now

Now I've been gazundered I need all the money I can get

I'd pay a quid to see you in yer undies woman! Let me know when the listing is up on eBay!!

Yeah OK! (I'm all for sharing PP - pass the Tim Tams)

I don't feel so tired and emotional this morning but still do think that it's very, very sad. She must be so unhappy.

I agree with the undies thing though! I'll send karma to any bloke who posts a pic of himself in his undies on this thread.

You are all a bunch of hard hearted shitbags!

Pollyanna is the only one with a shred of feeling.

Nah, she is the only one wishing she thought of it first.

Anyone who says they miss the English ''countryside'' and ''quaint'' pubs is always bound to be useless.

Nothing wrong with it itself, it's just the whole pommy attitude.

cheers