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Broad Shoulders Feb 6th 2010 8:22 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8319550)
:lol: Thats what he thought at first, but no, its not, its the other arm :p
It was fine till I met someone called kporte a couple of weeks ago..........

Easy then! He's been hitting on you ever since he met you and you keep giving him the elbow....am I right?

kporte Feb 6th 2010 8:32 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8319542)
Tis up to him he knows were i am and for him im free.

Ah mate....I think you misunderstand the reason for my posting all this. I am by no means weak as you suggest. I post this ridiculous run of crap on here and use humour to marginalise it. Once I have written it down and it is made fun of, it loses it's power to affect me in the same way.

As for the physical fitness, at the moment with diminished lung capacity, fatigue and a burning liver, there is only so far I can go with this. I have walked the dog twice today and had a short run on my bike. I will step this up in due course.

I appreciate your sentiments mate, and your offer, but you're going to piss me off with the "no balls" cracks, stick to the "fatty" gibes, at least they are accurate just now:lol:

Got that off my chest, lets get on with the craic!

Pollyana Feb 6th 2010 8:44 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8319564)
Easy then! He's been hitting on you ever since he met you and you keep giving him the elbow....am I right?

:lol: Think he has enough problems at the moment, and I am decidedly single :thumbup:

Its an arthritic thing, but knowing a nurse does have its advantages, stopped me thinking I was destined for the knackers yard:lol:

eugene43 Feb 6th 2010 8:51 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 
Dont worry Kpote i am coming to stay.See your luck is getting better already.

Sally Simpson Feb 6th 2010 9:04 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 8319610)
Dont worry Kpote i am coming to stay.See your luck is getting better already.

Jeez KP, did you offend a whole caravan of gypsies or something????:eek:

Hope your tetanus is up to date or it will be lock jaw next!:lol:

Pollyana Feb 7th 2010 2:25 am

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 8319610)
Dont worry Kpote i am coming to stay.See your luck is getting better already.

:eek::eek:

asher Feb 7th 2010 9:15 am

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 8319610)
Dont worry Kpote i am coming to stay.See your luck is getting better already.

aren't you here yet :blink:

kporte Feb 7th 2010 9:21 am

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 8319610)
Dont worry Kpote i am coming to stay.See your luck is getting better already.

Best bring a suit of armour and a priest with you then Eugene!:lol:

Sally Simpson Feb 7th 2010 11:53 am

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8321074)
Best bring a suit of armour and a priest with you then Eugene!:lol:

Yes, an exorcism may be the answer!:lol:

shears Feb 7th 2010 12:22 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8321367)
Yes, an exorcism may be the answer!:lol:

But poor KP can only do gentle exorcise at the mo :D

kporte Feb 7th 2010 12:57 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 
Had some news that has made me quite sad. My old Dad, 88 this year is giving up the computer because he can't read the screen and has lost patience with it. He is virtually deaf and this was my only means of communicating with him.
I'll have to start writing letters in big capitals.:(

Babycoach Feb 7th 2010 1:31 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 
Maybe you could leave a couple of super flow on your old desk - to absorb all the sh** that seems to flow in your office.:rofl:

kporte Feb 7th 2010 1:33 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Babycoach (Post 8321503)
Maybe you could leave a couple of super flow on your old desk - to absorb all the sh** that seems to flow in your office.:rofl:

Not got an office any more:lol:

Pollyana Feb 7th 2010 2:55 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by shears (Post 8321403)
But poor KP can only do gentle exorcise at the mo :D

:lol::sneaky:

kporte Feb 7th 2010 3:22 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by shears (Post 8321403)
But poor KP can only do gentle exorcise at the mo :D

I can still chase a lady around the room;)
Pensioners obviously:lol:


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