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kporte Feb 6th 2010 1:41 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8319056)
I don't know, he's got some dodgy mates!:lol:

That's true, Bernie often tries to lick his scrotum. The bar staff hate it!

Kooky. Feb 6th 2010 1:42 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8319051)
But its probably less likely that the human had just finished licking their own arse seconds before licking your face !! :)

Or somebody else's.

kporte Feb 6th 2010 1:44 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Seasider (Post 8319064)
Or somebody else's.

I could make a good saving on toilet paper:lightbulb:

Pollyana Feb 6th 2010 1:46 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8319068)
I could make a good saving on toilet paper:lightbulb:

....but you do have to find someone willing to do the licking :scaredhair: - unless you can train Molly....

Kooky. Feb 6th 2010 1:47 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 
:eek: Would this be the first thread ever to get moved to TIO because of Polly?

kporte Feb 6th 2010 1:49 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Seasider (Post 8319071)
:eek: Would this be the first thread ever to get moved to TIO because of Polly?

:rofl: Yes Pol that's ridiculous. I can't train her to do anything!

Pollyana Feb 6th 2010 1:51 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Seasider (Post 8319071)
:eek: Would this be the first thread ever to get moved to TIO because of Polly?

:rofl:


Originally Posted by kporte
Yes Pol that's ridiculous. I can't train her to do anything!

Could be one moneysaving scheme that fails then :eek:

kporte Feb 6th 2010 1:52 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8319074)
:rofl:



Could be one moneysaving scheme that fails then :eek:

I am in hossy soon, perhaps if they took out some ribs at the same time......?

iamthecreaturefromuranus Feb 6th 2010 1:55 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8319059)
Agreed. But if you eat dog shit it will do you no harm, you are likely to be ill after eating human poo though!:lol:

I know times are hard mate but surely you haven't got so low that you have had to resort to eating dog shit !!


Remind me never to have the sausage rolls at any of your BBQ's

kporte Feb 6th 2010 1:58 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8319082)
I know times are hard mate but surely you haven't got so low that you have had to resort to eating dog shit !!


Remind me never to have the sausage rolls at any of your BBQ's

I'm eating shit a lot just now but only metaphorically!:lol:

scottishcelts Feb 6th 2010 2:53 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8318893)
real time update...
Just went out to put the freezer contents in the bin and my thongs snapped and I fell on my arse and the bags burst. Will return after I have cleared it up....

:ohmy: they're that crusty?

kporte Feb 6th 2010 3:07 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8319161)
:ohmy: they're that crusty?

Like Quicksilver!

I'm nipping up the shop, anybody want me to pick them up a Lotto ticket?

Sally Simpson Feb 6th 2010 3:11 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8319174)
Like Quicksilver!

I'm nipping up the shop, anybody want me to pick them up a Lotto ticket?

A sure waste of money that would be!:lol:

kporte Feb 6th 2010 3:12 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8319177)
A sure waste of money that would be!:lol:

At least the glass doors on the shop open when you walk up to them!!

iamthecreaturefromuranus Feb 6th 2010 3:15 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8319179)
At least the glass doors on the shop open when you walk up to them!!

...but not today.


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