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Sally Simpson Feb 6th 2010 1:03 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8318963)
Even my staunchest ally is turning on me!!!

Just went back into the house and Molly the Chi, in spite of being just past my ankles in height, has got onto the worktop via a drawer I left open and dispatched a fair chunk of the half thawed lasagne!:eek:

At least I won't need to feed her for a while!

So now its only lasagne until Tuesday!:lol:

Pollyana Feb 6th 2010 1:04 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8318988)
So now its only lasagne until Tuesday!:lol:

But look on the bright side, he's gonna save money on dog food :thumbup:

kporte Feb 6th 2010 1:07 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8318988)
So now its only lasagne until Tuesday!:lol:

She has eaten it down to a lunch size portion so I will have that today! I let her lick my face so can't be precious about her munching some!

iamthecreaturefromuranus Feb 6th 2010 1:16 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8318994)
I let her lick my face so can't be precious about her munching some!

You minger !

Bernieboy Feb 6th 2010 1:17 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8318990)
But look on the bright side, he's gonna save money on dog food :thumbup:

He might lose a bit of that flab too:D

Kooky. Feb 6th 2010 1:19 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 
He's going to be cleaning up dog vom all afternoon, that'll be good exercise.

cresta57 Feb 6th 2010 1:29 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8318974)
Thats what pals is for,you want to buy my weights,i can lighten them for you:p

I thought Polly wanted them for her doll's house:confused:

kporte Feb 6th 2010 1:33 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Seasider (Post 8319022)
He's going to be cleaning up dog vom all afternoon, that'll be good exercise.

She has only vommed once in her wee life and she ate it all up!

She's not used to cooked food though so she may well chuck!
She loves half thawed food though, especially chicken necks....

kporte Feb 6th 2010 1:33 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by cresta57 (Post 8319035)
I thought Polly wanted them for her doll's house:confused:

The dolls said they were too girly.

kporte Feb 6th 2010 1:35 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8319011)
You minger !

I'd have much more chance of catching something If a human licked me.

I got a really bad bite on my hand playing rugby and was very close to losing it with infection. Been bitten by dogs before, clears up in no time!

Sally Simpson Feb 6th 2010 1:36 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8318990)
But look on the bright side, he's gonna save money on dog food :thumbup:

:lol:


Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8318994)
She has eaten it down to a lunch size portion so I will have that today! I let her lick my face so can't be precious about her munching some!

:eek:
You'll be getting worms next!:lol:


Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8319040)
She has only vommed once in her wee life and she ate it all up!

She's not used to cooked food though so she may well chuck!
She loves half thawed food though, especially chicken necks....

:eek::eek:

iamthecreaturefromuranus Feb 6th 2010 1:37 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8319045)
I'd have much more chance of catching something If a human licked me.

I got a really bad bite on my hand playing rugby and was very close to losing it with infection. Been bitten by dogs before, clears up in no time!

But its probably less likely that the human had just finished licking their own arse seconds before licking your face !! :)

Sally Simpson Feb 6th 2010 1:38 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8319051)
But its probably less likely that the human had just finished licking their own arse seconds before licking your face !! :)

I don't know, he's got some dodgy mates!:lol:

Pollyana Feb 6th 2010 1:39 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8319056)
I don't know, he's got some dodgy mates!:lol:

:lol::sneaky:


Originally Posted by kporte

I got a really bad bite on my hand playing rugby and was very close to losing it with infection.

Only you!:eek:

kporte Feb 6th 2010 1:40 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8319051)
But its probably less likely that the human had just finished licking their own arse seconds before licking your face !! :)

Agreed. But if you eat dog shit it will do you no harm, you are likely to be ill after eating human poo though!:lol:


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