You know you're in Australia when ...
Oct 21st 2005, 2:53 pm
#106
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
117. you dont get veruccas u get planters
118. u dont get cystitis you get UTI
118. u dont get cystitis you get UTI
Oct 21st 2005, 2:57 pm
#107
Master of verbal pish©
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
when u read the front page of the newspaper first 
Oct 21st 2005, 3:44 pm
#108
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
Originally Posted by biggy
117. you dont get veruccas u get planters
118. u dont get cystitis you get UTI
118. u dont get cystitis you get UTI
Oct 21st 2005, 4:40 pm
#109
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
119. The first time someone said to you their crook and you laugh hysterically. (I'am sorry it just sounds so funny, where in hell did they get it from)
120. You need help carrying the Saturday papers.
121. Plastic wrapping is stronger (or maybe I'am just weaker here).
Jane
120. You need help carrying the Saturday papers.
121. Plastic wrapping is stronger (or maybe I'am just weaker here).
Jane
Oct 21st 2005, 8:36 pm
#110
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
Originally Posted by meelie
Actually you get UTI's in UK too! I'm a nurse I'm female and so you should know I am ALWAYS right!
Oct 22nd 2005, 12:15 am
#111
Cleveland, Bayside
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
Originally Posted by lee/jane
119. The first time someone said to you their crook and you laugh hysterically. (I'am sorry it just sounds so funny, where in hell did they get it from)
120. You need help carrying the Saturday papers.
121. Plastic wrapping is stronger (or maybe I'am just weaker here).
Jane
120. You need help carrying the Saturday papers.
121. Plastic wrapping is stronger (or maybe I'am just weaker here).
Jane
123. when you meet some one you are greeted with hi how you all goin
124. or lets have a mochoo and tim tam
125. or the car infront is older than your'e great granny
rich
Oct 22nd 2005, 3:46 am
#112
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
Originally Posted by meelie
Whats a vernader then?
You know you're in Austrawlia when you cant spell cos ure pished
Eeeee tis a hard life..but someone's gotta live it
Oct 22nd 2005, 5:59 am
#113
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
126. And EVERYTHING is 'absolutely nooo problem.'
Oct 22nd 2005, 12:29 pm
#114
Cleveland, Bayside
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
127 People use brollies in the sun and not the rain
128 you can hav a BBQ while waitin for the traffic lights to change
129 you can have a 5oz, 7oz or a scooner of beer
128 you can hav a BBQ while waitin for the traffic lights to change
129 you can have a 5oz, 7oz or a scooner of beer
Oct 22nd 2005, 2:38 pm
#115
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
130. u can drive for 5 hours to ur holiday destination and some useless bimbo gives ur villa to the guy infront of u and then says Oh sorry it was the girls who took your booking's mistake(who isnt there to defend herself)"........then they say to u 'have a nice day grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ffs say no more
Oct 23rd 2005, 12:03 am
#116
Tired but Happy
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
Originally Posted by phoenixinoz
114.......the women are called Sheila and the blokes are called mate...or Davo....or Stevo....or Johno....
Poshrice
Oct 23rd 2005, 12:16 am
#117
is happy to be here :)
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Location: Somerly, Perth
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
Originally Posted by poshrice
Does that mean i will be constantly looking over my shoulder when someone shouts sheila as that is my name any ideas on what i could change it too i am dreading telling people my name when i meet them for the 1st time has anyone seen the advert for sheilas wheels(car insurance) i am already getting the piss ripped out of me here and i haven't even left the country yet
Poshrice
Poshrice
Some people use their middles names as their christian name don't they.
You could also think of it as 'new name' to go with your 'new life'
Oct 23rd 2005, 9:40 pm
#118
Mad Nurse now in NSW
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
Originally Posted by biggy
82. u take ur drink to a party in ur esky and then u take leftovers back home
Oct 23rd 2005, 9:46 pm
#119
Mad Nurse now in NSW
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
Originally Posted by eljustino
Quality, absolute quality great post keep em coming lads.
Oct 23rd 2005, 9:54 pm
#120
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Re: You know you're in Australia when ...
Originally Posted by eljustino
and ladies............
