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Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:16 pm
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Originally Posted by arkon
Today I had to take the car to a Jeep dealer in Port Macquarie for a manufacturers defect recall, I booked it in 2 weeks ago and so today drove for an hour to visit the service centre. Well guess what there was no mention of my appointment in the books so consequently they didn’t have the parts to do the fix!! WTF is going on here in this shit pot country? The service centre clearly hadn’t bothered to put it in the book so its just cost me over half a day and $25 in fuel. All the centre said was ‘sorry for the inconvenience’!

I’m at my wits end for the answer to how you are supposed to get service or do business here, I’ve learnt a valuable lesson today and that to phone the day before to make sure they know your coming regardless of the fact you might already have arranged something.

Oh and while I was in port on a fools errand I went into Bunnings to get some water buts for the alpacas, and guess what, while I was in the checkout queue an old woman came up to my trolly and took out the 2 large plastic buckets out of trolly, had a feel and then took them to show her husband!!! WTF is going on? She brought them back placed the in the trolly then walked away and didn’t say a word!


Just another day in paradise!!!!
I love your posts Mate, they make all my worries seem so insignificant.
You should apply for job with the Samaritains, listen to the callers problems and then tell them yours you'll cheer them up no end.
 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:19 pm
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Originally Posted by cresta57
I love your posts Mate, they make all my worries seem so insignificant.
You should apply for job with the Samaritains, listen to the callers problems and then tell them yours you'll cheer them up no end.

LOL.

Next time Arkon, why don't you squeeze something belonging to the old lady in return.

Paul.
 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:20 pm
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Not a Toymota dealer by any chance ABC?

Sounds like the service I get.....well nearly get!

When we first bought the car we were living at the MIL's so used her address and mobile number. For the previous 3 services she has been getting a lovely letter and text message telling her that our car has been going for a service whereas we get nothing. On the 3 previous services we have changed the details to our new house and number but the computer never seems to get the update.

We have just had the 60k service last Saturday so lets see if its third time lucky.

Guess thats what happens when you buy a mickey mouse car from a mickey mouse company (well anyone who builds anything in Derby is mickey mouse in my book).

Dont worry to much Arkon I have learnt Aussie time is very similar to Spanish time it will get done one day....but who knows when.

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Originally Posted by ABCDiamond
What a co-incedence.

I had to take my car to the dealers today, for a service.

They sent me a text message at 5pm yesterday to remind me that the car should be there at 10:00 am today

They asked if I needed a lift anywhere when I dropped the car off

They rang me at 12.00 to confirm that they were still on schedule for 1pm pick up.

They rang again at 12:45 to say it was ready.

And the price was what they quoted

Back to your question...... I don't have a clue what you are doing wrong
 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:21 pm
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Default Re: What the hell am I doing wrong?

Originally Posted by MrsDagboy
Which is exactly why we would prefer him to go there rather than come here to Brisbane
Is it time for a poll ?

The "Where should Akron move to" poll ?

 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:22 pm
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Originally Posted by cresta57
I love your posts Mate, they make all my worries seem so insignificant.
You should apply for job with the Samaritains, listen to the callers problems and then tell them yours you'll cheer them up no end.
They might jump out of sympathy !! :scared:
 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:27 pm
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Originally Posted by cresta57
You should apply for job with the Samaritains, listen to the callers problems and then tell them yours you'll cheer them up no end.
Sorry, but I am LMAO!!!!!!
 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:28 pm
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Originally Posted by furkew
Is it time for a poll ?

The "Where should Akron move to" poll ?

Voting options Sydney, Melb, Perth, Adelaide, Darwin, Hobart
 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:29 pm
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Originally Posted by MrsDagboy
Voting options Sydney, Melb, Perth, Adelaide, Darwin, Hobart
I notice Brissy is missing ?

Any reason ?
 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:30 pm
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Originally Posted by furkew
I notice Brissy is missing ?

Any reason ?
 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:30 pm
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Originally Posted by furkew
Is it time for a poll ?

The "Where should Akron move to" poll ?

Chernobyl?
 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:32 pm
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Originally Posted by cresta57
Chernobyl?
Thats just cruel

PMSL

 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:43 pm
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Originally Posted by furkew
I notice Brissy is missing ?

Any reason ?
What's that? I can't hear you .......
 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:48 pm
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Originally Posted by MrsDagboy
What's that? I can't hear you .......

I SAID WHERE IS BRISSY !!!!

HELLOOOO CAN YOU HEAR ME

Must be a fault on the line.
 
Old Feb 20th 2006 | 5:58 pm
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Originally Posted by furkew
I SAID WHERE IS BRISSY !!!!

HELLOOOO CAN YOU HEAR ME

Must be a fault on the line.
Brissy is about 1000kms north of Sydney on the east coast of A.......

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Old Feb 20th 2006 | 6:24 pm
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Cool Re: What the hell am I doing wrong?

Originally Posted by arkon
Today I had to take the car to a Jeep dealer in Port Macquarie for a manufacturers defect recall, I booked it in 2 weeks ago and so today drove for an hour to visit the service centre. Well guess what there was no mention of my appointment in the books so consequently they didn’t have the parts to do the fix!! WTF is going on here in this shit pot country? The service centre clearly hadn’t bothered to put it in the book so its just cost me over half a day and $25 in fuel. All the centre said was ‘sorry for the inconvenience’!

I’m at my wits end for the answer to how you are supposed to get service or do business here, I’ve learnt a valuable lesson today and that to phone the day before to make sure they know your coming regardless of the fact you might already have arranged something.
You're right, this never happens anywhere else in the world. Australia must be useless after all. I'm sorry I ever thought otherwise.

Oh and while I was in port on a fools errand I went into Bunnings to get some water buts for the alpacas, and guess what, while I was in the checkout queue an old woman came up to my trolly and took out the 2 large plastic buckets out of trolly, had a feel and then took them to show her husband!!! WTF is going on? She brought them back placed the in the trolly then walked away and didn’t say a word!
What exactly was the problem here? I don't see anything wrong with that scenario.

Just another day in paradise!!!!
I'm counting the days until you leave. I'm sure you are too.

Where did you live in the UK? I'd really like to know, since it must have been 100% perfect and I wouldn't mind moving there myself for this very reason.
 


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