some friday jokes.gengakev
Jun 4th 2004, 4:22 pm
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some friday jokes.gengakev
hope this cheers you up............a bloke goes to asda and slaps his cock on the counter,and says lets see u role this f-cker back.......oh u want some more do ya right here goes.......................ugly bird in a bar says"if u can guess my weight u can shag me" bloke says about 50 stone u fat f-cker "thats close enough u lucky b-stard lets go".........and one more before i get in trouble with the ex pats...........girl was granted 2 wishes.1st she ask for bigger tits,they instantly grew to 38dd then she asked for a really tight c-nt and was given your mobile number!!!! this is just a couple of my txt from mates.so dont ask for jokes or i will be here all night but if u like them let me know cos i am a sad man baby sitting my 3 young girls with nowt better to do, and please dont take anything 2 heart everyone out there this is just a bit of fun, all the best 2 everyone out there jonni boy
Jun 4th 2004, 4:24 pm
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bit close to the knuckle, try another board (Take it Outside?)
Jun 4th 2004, 4:28 pm
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very close 2 the nuckle but dont take it 2 heart its just a bit of fun.dont mean 2 upset anyone and if its a bit risky i wont do anymore sorry everyone
Jun 4th 2004, 4:29 pm
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No bad Jonni, but you will get the thread pulled!!.
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Jun 4th 2004, 4:33 pm
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these are the clean ones,so lets have a poll,coz i really dont want 2 upset anyone this sight is a good help 2 me so once again sorry 2 everyone,please dont kick me out ex pats
Jun 4th 2004, 4:33 pm
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Originally posted by pleasancefamily
bit close to the knuckle, try another board (Take it Outside?)
bit close to the knuckle, try another board (Take it Outside?)
Not to gang up on you.. but its probably best if you do
Jun 4th 2004, 4:36 pm
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Originally posted by mlbonner
Not to gang up on you.. but its probably best if you do
Not to gang up on you.. but its probably best if you do
Jun 4th 2004, 4:37 pm
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Don't worry you didn't upset me it's just all the swearies! 
Jun 4th 2004, 4:39 pm
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Mr Pot....Mr kettle 
Originally posted by pleasancefamily
bit close to the knuckle, try another board (Take it Outside?)
bit close to the knuckle, try another board (Take it Outside?)
Jun 4th 2004, 4:41 pm
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sorry mate but i work with 30 blokes all day and sometimes its hard to switch of,even at home i get shouted at for it its just a bloke thing
Jun 4th 2004, 4:44 pm
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I take it your real name is Hilda and you like knitting
Jun 4th 2004, 4:49 pm
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not far from the truth friend,at the moment i am on here and doing my 3 young ladys tea,but dont tell anyone,the lads at work would rip me to bits,can i just say sorry again it was just a bit of fun
Jun 4th 2004, 4:52 pm
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Originally posted by jonni boy
not far from the truth friend,at the moment i am on here and doing my 3 young ladys tea,but dont tell anyone,the lads at work would rip me to bits,can i just say sorry again it was just a bit of fun
not far from the truth friend,at the moment i am on here and doing my 3 young ladys tea,but dont tell anyone,the lads at work would rip me to bits,can i just say sorry again it was just a bit of fun
I didnt take offence - just didnt want you to get into trouble
