Just had a thought....we may have spent 42,000+ pounds getting here but we''ll recoup that on what we don't have to pay for in central heating. ( Okay, it may take us the next 100 years to recoup it, but even still.... )

Hmmmm, what about running the air con and buying aeroguard, surely that will eat into the recoup figures even more

Don't forget those of us who are paying over £4000 to ship the animals!!

That's it, I'm not speaking to you anymore.

and it's "Bushman's" up here - guaranteed to fight off the mossies at only $12 a pop. Bargain. (Bang goes my consolatory finance ideal...)

Perhaps you could send me some. I could scare the Mellie mozzies into oblivion with my bit of "bush man"

God, you're sick (and I got it, what does that make me...?? )

A hairy mozzie magnet

Why am I laughing?

Answers on a postcard to:

"Bushman's" Hairy Mossie magnet,
FNQ,
Somewhere where it's not so clean, (well, once every 3 months),
QLD.

FNQ???

Flick Nads Quick??
Flamin Nasty Quim?? ( )

while waiting on our visas in the uk. mrs soapys sis (who lives in port douglas)
told us FNQ stands for F*****G nothing quickly

Ohhhh, now i understand

Have you been at the vodka tonight. :scared:

No, just naturally high spirits

i rmbr her also saying. again while waiting on our visa.....they will be sitting in the office and thinking..........will i stamp this visa, then they look oot the windae and shout to the others.....THE SURFS UP !!!!!!!!! and drop everything

There's not much i can say to that......

'cept I deny all of the above. (Perv)