Good News for PB and the Returnees
May 22nd 2003, 11:26 am
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PB your future is in writing. Go write a book (make sure you get a good spell checker tho)
May 22nd 2003, 11:34 am
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Originally posted by Ruthyman
PB your future is in writing. Go write a book (make sure you get a good spell checker tho)
PB your future is in writing. Go write a book (make sure you get a good spell checker tho)
By Mr P Bastard (co-authors Dotty, Jayr & Ceri)
2003 Random House
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May 22nd 2003, 11:56 am
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Pity the poor Bastard who gets stuck next to P.B. on the flight back. Though if he's a pleasant in real life as he is on this forum, I'm sure the stewards and stewardesses will be happy to help him from the Aeroplane, at 35000 fet we all hope.
May 22nd 2003, 12:14 pm
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I would'nt mind the negative posts so much if they did'nt always come with the childish put downs. He reminds me of how the kids used to talk/act when i was in junior school.
May 22nd 2003, 2:00 pm
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I cant believe how much these posts cheer me up.
I havent chuckled so much in a long time.
PB is my inspiration, what talent.
I havent chuckled so much in a long time.
PB is my inspiration, what talent.
May 22nd 2003, 11:41 pm
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Originally posted by PeteY
Agree wholeheartedly. With everyone saying that the prices are going to drop in the UK, which is likely, now would be a rather dodgy time to buy a house here.
However.....what with the oz house prices shootin up (according to all those posts here) i would say now is an ideal time to buy in oz......??
Agree wholeheartedly. With everyone saying that the prices are going to drop in the UK, which is likely, now would be a rather dodgy time to buy a house here.
However.....what with the oz house prices shootin up (according to all those posts here) i would say now is an ideal time to buy in oz......??
Every boom goes bust as with the UK market and the Australian one will follow (its always behind here) , so you buy on the down .
Buy now in the UK and sell to the mugs coming here?
May 23rd 2003, 12:40 am
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
Every boom goes bust as with the UK market and the Australian one will follow (its always behind here) , so you buy on the down .
Buy now in the UK and sell to the mugs coming here?
Every boom goes bust as with the UK market and the Australian one will follow (its always behind here) , so you buy on the down .
Buy now in the UK and sell to the mugs coming here?
1. Buy low and sell high or sell high and buy low. When you do that you end up wealthier.
2. Delay buying / selling things that are likely to go down / up in price. When you do that you are likely to end up wealthier.
3. Start the buying / selling process early enough that the purchase / sale is likely to coincide with the low / high price. When you do that you are likely to end up wealthier.
4. Start a numeracy course so you will be able to determine the difference between your buying and selling price. When you can do that you will be able to determine if you have become more or les wealthy through buying and selling.
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May 23rd 2003, 1:23 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
As a special favour, in consideration of your sterling counter-missionary toil and your innumeracy, I'll give you a few hints.
1. Buy low and sell high or sell high and buy low. When you do that you end up wealthier.
As a special favour, in consideration of your sterling counter-missionary toil and your innumeracy, I'll give you a few hints.
1. Buy low and sell high or sell high and buy low. When you do that you end up wealthier.
Dollar up , Pound down , Australian home price on the up , UK on the down .
Poor wages Australia , living wage UK , no sod the Maths its too easy?
Forget your post its on another planet as are you?
May 23rd 2003, 1:27 am
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I see you are not totally non-compus mentus. Looks like you have a passing familiarity with point 1. Obviously had a good British education. Not sure you are ready for points 2 to 4.
May 23rd 2003, 1:32 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
I see you are not totally non-compus mentus. Looks like you have a passing familiarity with point 1. Obviously had a good British education. Not sure you are ready for points 2 to 4.
I see you are not totally non-compus mentus. Looks like you have a passing familiarity with point 1. Obviously had a good British education. Not sure you are ready for points 2 to 4.
May 23rd 2003, 1:39 am
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Originally posted by pommie bastard
Ask me if I care?
Ask me if I care?
May 23rd 2003, 1:39 am
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Originally posted by rainingagain
"Australia - the arse end of the planet"
By Mr P Bastard (co-authors Dotty, Jayr & Ceri)
2003 Random House
Edited (extensively) by Publishers
"Australia - the arse end of the planet"
By Mr P Bastard (co-authors Dotty, Jayr & Ceri)
2003 Random House
Edited (extensively) by Publishers
PB, let us know when your book appears in the shops...can I have an autographed copy?
May 23rd 2003, 1:41 am
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Originally posted by bryank
PB, let us know when your book appears in the shops...can I have an autographed copy?
PB, let us know when your book appears in the shops...can I have an autographed copy?
May 23rd 2003, 2:03 am
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Originally posted by bryank
PB, let us know when your book appears in the shops...can I have an autographed copy?
PB, let us know when your book appears in the shops...can I have an autographed copy?
