commonwealth

do you watch this? i'm getting addicted to it. and there's the UK version Border Force and also the Canadian Border Security version.

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DeadVim

I can how a thorough well-oiled pvc-clad finger search could appeal to you but no, I don't watch it.

IvanM

Ha ha ha ha gotcha illegal immigrant working. Off back where you came from and smile for moron tv. Lets all feel smug now.

spouse of scouse

I've watched it a few times, my most lasting impression was why, when people sign the card saying they're carrying no food, and it's then discovered that their suitcases are full of dried snake, pickled dog and eye of newt, they get a $100 fine. What's all that about? Australia has such strict laws to protect the environment and food industry, which I applaud, but the consequences of knowingly breaking these laws seem laughable.

campervanfan

haha that's what gets me cross- they get the most piffling fines on the basis that they suddenly don't understand what's being said to them! they don't get that what they intend to eat is "food"? my

There was a new one on last night about the AFP...I find it interesting anyway - it makes a change from the endless cookery programmes !

spouse of scouse

Yes - Foxtel's shite lately! I spend more time reading and lollygagging on the 'net these days

campervanfan

oh I'm still in the Uk but from what I've seen of Aus TV it's as bad as here & the ads are even worse ! Don't have Sky at home either, but I gather Foxtel's your version?

spouse of scouse

That's right campervan - about 200 channels and nothing worth watching! Tend to stick to the UK channels, mainly repeats of Midsommer Murders, Taggart, Rebus etc, plus those cooking shows, travel and home makeovers. My husband's from Liverpool and we go back to visit every year - I actually get a laugh out of some of the freeview telly there!

Ps, when you say you're still in the UK, are you planning to emigrate to Oz? Bill (husband) and I want to move to Liverpool, will be a couple of years though until we're sorted enough to do it.

commonwealth

It's usually a $110 or $220 fine (not sure why the extra $10 or $20 - is that GST?).

i think the penalty is sufficient to give them a lesson. if there's something serious like illegal items they can be arrested.

spouse of scouse

Normally I'd agree with a token penalty for infringements, but not on this occasion. The info regarding the rules on bringing in food is clear, available in different languages, and is signed by the person entering Australia.

Bloody hell, my nephew copped a $75 fine for his backpack being 1kg overweight! I know that's the airlines, not immigration, but still.....

If Customs are so slack, I might try bringing a couple of cartons of ciggies in next time. What's the bet I'll get the book thrown at me - can't be cheating the Oz government out of a bit of extra tax, but ok to bring stuff in that could threaten our crops and livestock.

Pish I say, PISH!!!

campervanfan

I'm applying for 143- taking my son to join my daughter, just cracking on with it now. House on the market etc this week after the decorating's finished! It's freezing & has been since October but just done an afternoon in the garden anyway tidying the hedging ready for its growth spurt when we suddenly spring into Spring next week you certainly aren't coming back because you miss our winters are you ?

campervanfan

Thing is, it often is illegal stuff like rooted plants & Bird's Nest & all sorts of weird & wonderful dried creatures- I got a total dressing-down (I'm being polite here) cos I forgot to remove a carton of juice from my bag; definitely felt like I was being singled out for daring to understand English ! The guy was actually very unpleasant to me, good job I was in holiday mood

spouse of scouse

How exciting for you!! Lot of work though - you'll have to have a holiday when you get here I haven't experienced a UK winter yet, the latest in the year we've stayed is November and I remember running back to our holiday rental after a night out in Liverpool One, laughing at the rain falling on me because it was like slivers of ice. That could have been the wine making me laugh though I'm well and truly 'over' Perth's extended, boiling hot summers and I've always been a winter person, so hopefully I'll be able to adjust ok

I'll follow your journey with interest, good luck with the decorating and packing!!