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commonwealth Mar 27th 2013 10:23 pm

Border Security TV show
 
do you watch this? i'm getting addicted to it. and there's the UK version Border Force and also the Canadian Border Security version.

commonwealth Mar 27th 2013 10:26 pm

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commonwealth Mar 27th 2013 10:27 pm

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DeadVim Mar 27th 2013 10:36 pm

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I can how a thorough well-oiled pvc-clad finger search could appeal to you but no, I don't watch it.

IvanM Mar 27th 2013 10:57 pm

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Ha ha ha ha gotcha illegal immigrant working. Off back where you came from and smile for moron tv. Lets all feel smug now.

spouse of scouse Mar 27th 2013 11:12 pm

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Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 10628463)
Ha ha ha ha gotcha illegal immigrant working. Off back where you came from and smile for moron tv. Lets all feel smug now.

I've watched it a few times, my most lasting impression was why, when people sign the card saying they're carrying no food, and it's then discovered that their suitcases are full of dried snake, pickled dog and eye of newt, they get a $100 fine. What's all that about? Australia has such strict laws to protect the environment and food industry, which I applaud, but the consequences of knowingly breaking these laws seem laughable.

campervanfan Mar 27th 2013 11:23 pm

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haha that's what gets me cross- they get the most piffling fines on the basis that they suddenly don't understand what's being said to them! they don't get that what they intend to eat is "food"? my :sneaky:

There was a new one on last night about the AFP...I find it interesting anyway - it makes a change from the endless cookery programmes !

spouse of scouse Mar 27th 2013 11:29 pm

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Originally Posted by campervanfan (Post 10628519)
haha that's what gets me cross- they get the most piffling fines on the basis that they suddenly don't understand what's being said to them! they don't get that what they intend to eat is "food"? my :sneaky:

There was a new one on last night about the AFP...I find it interesting anyway - it makes a change from the endless cookery programmes !

Yes - Foxtel's shite lately! I spend more time reading and lollygagging on the 'net these days :)

campervanfan Mar 28th 2013 12:04 am

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oh I'm still in the Uk but from what I've seen of Aus TV it's as bad as here & the ads are even worse ! Don't have Sky at home either, but I gather Foxtel's your version?

spouse of scouse Mar 28th 2013 12:56 am

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Originally Posted by campervanfan (Post 10628591)
oh I'm still in the Uk but from what I've seen of Aus TV it's as bad as here & the ads are even worse ! Don't have Sky at home either, but I gather Foxtel's your version?

That's right campervan - about 200 channels and nothing worth watching! Tend to stick to the UK channels, mainly repeats of Midsommer Murders, Taggart, Rebus etc, plus those cooking shows, travel and home makeovers. My husband's from Liverpool and we go back to visit every year - I actually get a laugh out of some of the freeview telly there!

Ps, when you say you're still in the UK, are you planning to emigrate to Oz? Bill (husband) and I want to move to Liverpool, will be a couple of years though until we're sorted enough to do it.

commonwealth Mar 28th 2013 1:10 am

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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 10628492)
I've watched it a few times, my most lasting impression was why, when people sign the card saying they're carrying no food, and it's then discovered that their suitcases are full of dried snake, pickled dog and eye of newt, they get a $100 fine. What's all that about? Australia has such strict laws to protect the environment and food industry, which I applaud, but the consequences of knowingly breaking these laws seem laughable.

It's usually a $110 or $220 fine (not sure why the extra $10 or $20 - is that GST?).

i think the penalty is sufficient to give them a lesson. if there's something serious like illegal items they can be arrested.

spouse of scouse Mar 28th 2013 1:33 am

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Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10628684)
It's usually a $110 or $220 fine (not sure why the extra $10 or $20 - is that GST?).

i think the penalty is sufficient to give them a lesson. if there's something serious like illegal items they can be arrested.

Normally I'd agree with a token penalty for infringements, but not on this occasion. The info regarding the rules on bringing in food is clear, available in different languages, and is signed by the person entering Australia.

Bloody hell, my nephew copped a $75 fine for his backpack being 1kg overweight! I know that's the airlines, not immigration, but still.....

If Customs are so slack, I might try bringing a couple of cartons of ciggies in next time. What's the bet I'll get the book thrown at me - can't be cheating the Oz government out of a bit of extra tax, but ok to bring stuff in that could threaten our crops and livestock.

Pish I say, PISH!!! :frown:

campervanfan Mar 28th 2013 4:23 am

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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 10628669)
That's right campervan - about 200 channels and nothing worth watching! Tend to stick to the UK channels, mainly repeats of Midsommer Murders, Taggart, Rebus etc, plus those cooking shows, travel and home makeovers. My husband's from Liverpool and we go back to visit every year - I actually get a laugh out of some of the freeview telly there!

Ps, when you say you're still in the UK, are you planning to emigrate to Oz? Bill (husband) and I want to move to Liverpool, will be a couple of years though until we're sorted enough to do it.

I'm applying for 143- taking my son to join my daughter, just cracking on with it now. House on the market etc this week after the decorating's finished! It's freezing & has been since October but just done an afternoon in the garden anyway tidying the hedging ready for its growth spurt when we suddenly spring into Spring next week :thumbsup: you certainly aren't coming back because you miss our winters are you ?

campervanfan Mar 28th 2013 4:29 am

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Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10628684)
It's usually a $110 or $220 fine (not sure why the extra $10 or $20 - is that GST?).

i think the penalty is sufficient to give them a lesson. if there's something serious like illegal items they can be arrested.

Thing is, it often is illegal stuff like rooted plants & Bird's Nest & all sorts of weird & wonderful dried creatures- I got a total dressing-down (I'm being polite here) cos I forgot to remove a carton of juice from my bag; definitely felt like I was being singled out for daring to understand English ! The guy was actually very unpleasant to me, good job I was in holiday mood :rofl:

spouse of scouse Mar 28th 2013 4:29 am

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Originally Posted by campervanfan (Post 10629105)
I'm applying for 143- taking my son to join my daughter, just cracking on with it now. House on the market etc this week after the decorating's finished! It's freezing & has been since October but just done an afternoon in the garden anyway tidying the hedging ready for its growth spurt when we suddenly spring into Spring next week :thumbsup: you certainly aren't coming back because you miss our winters are you ?

How exciting for you!! Lot of work though - you'll have to have a holiday when you get here :D I haven't experienced a UK winter yet, the latest in the year we've stayed is November and I remember running back to our holiday rental after a night out in Liverpool One, laughing at the rain falling on me because it was like slivers of ice. That could have been the wine making me laugh though :unsure: I'm well and truly 'over' Perth's extended, boiling hot summers and I've always been a winter person, so hopefully I'll be able to adjust ok :)

I'll follow your journey with interest, good luck with the decorating and packing!!


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