A Bit Of Light Relief
Nov 27th 2005 | 7:48 am
#1
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A Bit Of Light Relief
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step
into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood .... sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells,
"Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion, too!"
No Offence intended!!!!!
Nov 27th 2005 | 7:51 am
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Re: A Bit Of Light Relief
Originally Posted by alan and sam
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step
into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood .... sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells,
"Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion, too!"
No Offence intended!!!!!
Nov 27th 2005 | 7:53 am
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Re: A Bit Of Light Relief
Hello Possom
how are you??? still here i see!!!! (in the UK that is)
how are you??? still here i see!!!! (in the UK that is)
Nov 27th 2005 | 7:56 am
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Re: A Bit Of Light Relief
LMAO
nice one
jan xx
nice one
jan xx
Nov 27th 2005 | 7:58 am
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Re: A Bit Of Light Relief
Originally Posted by alan and sam
Hello Possom
how are you??? still here i see!!!! (in the UK that is)
how are you??? still here i see!!!! (in the UK that is)
no news on the house front, gonna review what to do after new year, heads a shed with it all to be honest 
still gonna have a great xmas and new year here
where are you up to??
Possoms
sorry just seen your ticker
you should hear something very soon methinks
Nov 27th 2005 | 8:04 am
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Re: A Bit Of Light Relief
PMSL - karma on it`s way for that one!!
Nov 27th 2005 | 8:25 am
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Re: A Bit Of Light Relief
sorry just seen your ticker you should hear something very soon methinks [/QUOTE]
Ummmmm unlikely!!!!!! Alan's got to do an extra ref regarding work (extremely hard, coz he put most of it on first one!)
Still keep those fingers crossed for us please,
If the extra ref fails or rather they don't except it, then it's a 4 year wait for me to finish my degree and complete my teaching practice before we can begin again!!!!!
Am keeping my fingers crossed that the special person who wants your house comes soon!!!!!!!
you should hear something very soon methinks [/QUOTE]Ummmmm unlikely!!!!!! Alan's got to do an extra ref regarding work (extremely hard, coz he put most of it on first one!)
Still keep those fingers crossed for us please,
If the extra ref fails or rather they don't except it, then it's a 4 year wait for me to finish my degree and complete my teaching practice before we can begin again!!!!!
Am keeping my fingers crossed that the special person who wants your house comes soon!!!!!!!
Nov 27th 2005 | 8:20 pm
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Re: A Bit Of Light Relief
Now go stand in you bedroom and say 4 hail mary's you naughty naughty person.
LMFAO though
Jo
LMFAO though
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Nov 27th 2005 | 8:22 pm
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Re: A Bit Of Light Relief
Hee hee
Nicky
Nicky
Nov 28th 2005 | 12:35 am
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Re: A Bit Of Light Relief
Ummmmm unlikely!!!!!! Alan's got to do an extra ref regarding work (extremely hard, coz he put most of it on first one!)
Still keep those fingers crossed for us please,
If the extra ref fails or rather they don't except it, then it's a 4 year wait for me to finish my degree and complete my teaching practice before we can begin again!!!!!
Am keeping my fingers crossed that the special person who wants your house comes soon!!!!!!!
Still keep those fingers crossed for us please,
If the extra ref fails or rather they don't except it, then it's a 4 year wait for me to finish my degree and complete my teaching practice before we can begin again!!!!!
Am keeping my fingers crossed that the special person who wants your house comes soon!!!!!!!
my fingers are well and truly crossed.Good luck
Kay
Nov 28th 2005 | 1:54 am
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Re: A Bit Of Light Relief
Nice one, just the thing for a grey monday. Cheers
Nov 28th 2005 | 2:05 am
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Re: A Bit Of Light Relief
Nearly choked on a peanut laughing!
