A Bit Of Light Relief
 

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Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step
into the showers before they realize there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.

Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.

The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".

To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood .... sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens.

So she gives several more tugs, then yells,
"Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion, too!"







No Offence intended!!!!!

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:D :D :D

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Hello Possom

how are you??? still here i see!!!! (in the UK that is) :rolleyes:

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LMAO

nice one

jan xx:) :)

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Thats not 3 bad :D

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Hiya yep still here :rolleyes: no news on the house front, gonna review what to do after new year, heads a shed with it all to be honest :(

still gonna have a great xmas and new year here :)

where are you up to??

Possoms

sorry just seen your ticker :o you should hear something very soon methinks :)

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PMSL - karma on it`s way for that one!!

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sorry just seen your ticker :o you should hear something very soon methinks :)[/QUOTE]

Ummmmm unlikely!!!!!! Alan's got to do an extra ref regarding work (extremely hard, coz he put most of it on first one!)

Still keep those fingers crossed for us please,

If the extra ref fails or rather they don't except it, then it's a 4 year wait for me to finish my degree and complete my teaching practice before we can begin again!!!!!

Am keeping my fingers crossed that the special person who wants your house comes soon!!!!!!! :D

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Now go stand in you bedroom and say 4 hail mary's you naughty naughty person.

LMFAO though :D
Jo

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Hee hee :D
Nicky

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Oh I didnt know he got to do an extra ref :( my fingers are well and truly crossed.

Good luck

Kay :)

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Nice one, just the thing for a grey monday. Cheers :D

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Nearly choked on a peanut laughing!