Lorna at Vicenza

Oh God don't remind me ......... and to cap it all ........ after weeks of nothing at all, somebody has just sent me loads of pages to translate and it's all financial and corporate stuff.

I'm not sure I even know what half the words are in English. I'm not an accountant and know shit all about words like immobilizzazione and ammortizzazione. My head is just not in the right place right now.

HADENOUGHPIZZA

I did 6 loads of washing the first day I felt human again .. then the washing machine broke down ( I was actually relieved ) now a new one is required When OH is ill everything carries on as normal , children still get fed , cats let out etc but when I take to my bed its a whole different story . I can help you with some financial vocab if its to do with banks !

Lorna at Vicenza

OH put a load in the washing machine on Sunday. I found it still there this morning and asked him when he turned the machine on. No point washing it if you're just going to forget it and leave it there! That was very helpful of him! He did loads of shopping though but forgot to buy a single vegetable.


How are you with balance sheets? Truth be told - I've only quickly glanced at the files to translate and when I saw the first two - I didn't even open the third one !!!!

HADENOUGHPIZZA

no good at all with balance sheets if you mean something liike end of year reporting / general accounting etc... Ok with general banking and good on inevstments.

Lorna at Vicenza

Forget help with the translations then and tell me what to invest in to get rich quick

I should have shares in loo roll and tissues ... I swear to God I've upped their profits this week all by myself.

37100

*said in a whisper* hubby can and does work our washing machine. The dishwasher is HIS. And he can iron.

HADENOUGHPIZZA

well please don't buy any Greek Bonds or shares in Costa Crociera .... thats as far as my advice goes !

HADENOUGHPIZZA

OH cannot use the washing machine or iron but he believes he is the only one in the family who can stack the dishwasher properly ( and I let him keep believing this ... ) plus the cats litter tray is 100 pct his job

Isakat

What is going on with some teachers here?
http://www.ilmessaggero.it/articolo.php?id=182546

nonnon

That's easy - one of my stalkers is just that: a kindergarten/ infants school teacher who loathes her job! I feel so sorry for her pupils. I have also heard in this regard that she is not only unsatisfactory as a teacher but also insults and abuses her colleagues. What a lousy way to begin ones education.

HADENOUGHPIZZA

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...lian-town.html

This got about 5 minutes worth on the Canale 5 news last night !

MarkRD

Scantily clad barmaid makes news headlines ...

Has echoes of Barbara Windsor in some 70s Carry On film, but, yes, that was 40 years ago folks.
Really what is the point of The Tegre-laph running this?

HADENOUGHPIZZA

Maybe since Strictly Come Dancing finsihed they've run out of excuses for publishing big photo's of half naked women and complaining about dress standards ?

duffer

She's got a nice rack. Why is everyone moaning?

HADENOUGHPIZZA

Not moaning about her really , she is after all trying to make a living out of her bar , more sort of wondering why this sort of stuff is news although Canale 5 did try to make out that their worry was the traffic congestion !!