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Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 6:56 pm
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Grayling

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

There is another one about popping a sterident tablet in your girlfriend's mouth before.............. :D

Good ol' Viz.

G
Forum: Australia
Sep 5th 2004, 10:10 pm
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Grayling

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

3 pints!!!!!

Please tell me that's not true.

What HAS that Aussie beer done to your system??? :scared:

G
Forum: Australia
Sep 2nd 2004, 11:02 pm
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Grayling

Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 1:02 pm
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Grayling

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

And don't forget to remove the fuses for your indicators and brake lights.

You will also feel more at home if you smash one of your headlamps with a hammer. Preferably the right hand side one.

G
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 8:49 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Grayling

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

When in the UK trap yourself a wild Badger (not you Badge ;) ).

Keep it in a cage for a while and prod it with a stick to get it really annoyed and then let your children play with it.

This...
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 12:50 pm
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Grayling

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Can you hear them having nookie as well? :eek: :D

G
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 11:41 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Grayling

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Before you go to Australia catch several British house spiders. Then paint a red spot on a third of them, a white spot on a third and leave the others 'au naturelle'.
Then release them all in your...
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 11:04 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Grayling

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Take the tiles off your roof and replace with corrugated metal. Then get some local kids to use their catapults to constantly fire gravel or frozen peas on to it so that you can get used to sleeping...
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 10:32 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Grayling

Forum: Australia
Aug 25th 2004, 4:17 pm
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Grayling

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

[QUOTE=sophia]hi guys

Very funny thread...keep it going!

Bindi, you must have been in the UK for long enough to realise that this is part of the UK sense of humour...we take the p*ss out of...
Forum: Australia
Aug 25th 2004, 3:18 pm
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Grayling

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

You won't hear much about it in Australia either :rolleyes:

G
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