"Don't worry about the dishes honey, I'll do them. You just put your feet up and relax"

Unable to attribute this one yet!

"If you throw away all the waves, there will be no water for you to touch."

Thich Nhat Hanh




Gandhi, speaking about the subject of Western civilisation: "It would be a good idea."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"

From Ozymandias by Shelley - a great little poem, and a reminder that in a couple of hundred years, no-one will even remember Dubya's name - unless he presses the wrong button when the alarm goes off in the morning...

Pat

This time next year we will be millionaires Rodney

Del Boy Trotter

Bonet de douche as they say in Paris

"lies make the baby jesus cry"

the flanders kids on the simpsons

" We have a right to dream heroic dreams, after all, we are Americans. "

A quote by Ronnie Reagan........what a guy.:)

What rescue?


Jessica Lynch

My new fav quote from a movie I have just this minute finished watching


"Who do you have to blow to get some pussy round here?"

Incedentaly it was said by female, which makes it even better!

Patrick

There's always the classic

"Alright Dave"

That's mine as well (after every line from Life Of Brian)
Used to use it at work a few years ago to greet everyone and I even named my cat Dave !

:D

I forget who said it....

Q: How do you want to be remembered 100 years from now?
A: Damn she looks good for her age!

and

"I love you, but your all f'kin mad!" Ozzy

Anything by Kevin Keegan...

'Despite his white boots, he has real pace...'

'He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted.'

'You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw...'

'The tide is very much in our court now.'

To name a few :D

or

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

Churchill - "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." :D :D

" The things you see when you don't got your gun"

Said by a west country farmer after being buzzed by a Jag coming out of the pub.

Emm.

Quotes
 

Very non PC but what the heck-

"What the bleedin' hell was that?"

The mayor of Hiroshima!

"Believe me Baldrick. Eternity with Satan all all his hellish instruments of torture will be a picnic compared to 5 minutes with me, and this pencil.":) :)