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Whats your favourite quote?
Was watching the office the other day, David Brent was spouting some rubbish about a quote from Ian Botham and got me thinking about quotes.
So what is your favourtie quote? Any quotes from TV, films, people even the pissed bloke down the pub. |
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
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"Go ahead punk, make my day"
"You're a legend in your own mind" "Mans got to know his limitations" "Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!" "Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!" "Do you know the emergency phone number for San Francisco General? Well, why don't you call them right now and have them send down an ambulance. Tell them there's two sorry-looking assholes here with multiple contusions and various abrasions and broken bones" "When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!" All from my favourite series of Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry movies. |
What do you expect to see through a Torquay hotel bedroom window madam?
The hanging gardens of babylon? A herd of wilderbeast gamboling majestically across the serengetti?:) |
"I promise not to hurt you......but I can't speak for my bullets"
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Re: Whats your favourite quote?
Originally posted by mattbutt Was watching the office the other day, David Brent was spouting some rubbish about a quote from Ian Botham and got me thinking about quotes. So what is your favourtie quote? Any quotes from TV, films, people even the pissed bloke down the pub. Again David Brent " Do you think a boy will ever swim faster than a shark" Alan Partridge" A HA" |
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Memorable Quotes from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eddy: They're armed. Soap: Armed, armed with what? Eddie: Err, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nick the Greek: I'll need a sample. Tom: Ahh, no can do I'm afraid. Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway mate. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Nick pulls out a wad of cash.] Eddy: Jesus Christ! You could choke a dozen donkeys on that, and you're haggling over one hundred pound? What do you do when you're not buying stereos, Nick, finance revolutions? Tom: Look it's all completely chicken soup. Nick the Greek: It's what? Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas. Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Chris: It's been emotional. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom: There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hatchet" Harry: I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Winston: Charles, get the rifle out. We're being ****ed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soap: Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. You see, knives are good, because they don't make a lot of noise. The less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Guns for show, knives for a pro. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barry the Baptist: ****ing northern monkeys! Lenny: I hate these southern fairies! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soap: OY! Keep your fingers out of my soup! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot? Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barry the Baptist: If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-****ing-culturalist. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hatchet Harry: You must be Tom. J.D.'s son. Tom: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father. Hatchet Harry: Never mind, you'll meet him tonight if you keep that up. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plank:Ah! They shot me! Dog: Well, shoot em back! John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi-- Ah! I've been shot! Dog: Look, will everyone stop gettin' shot? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Little Chris: ****in' hell John, do you always walk around with this in your pocket? Big Chris: Hey! You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Chris: All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on. |
My favourite is
Life's a bitch then you marry one. ( Or for the ladies Life's a bastard etc ) |
Re: Whats your favourite quote?
Originally posted by ducatiandy Again David Brent " Do you think a boy will ever swim faster than a shark" Alan Partridge" A HA" |
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Originally posted by mattbutt Was watching the office the other day, David Brent was spouting some rubbish about a quote from Ian Botham and got me thinking about quotes. So what is your favourtie quote? Any quotes from TV, films, people even the pissed bloke down the pub. See my signiture for mine, Father Ted! |
We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.
Willy Wonka says it but it's from an Arthur O'Shaunnesy (I think that's spelt wrong) poem. and, of course, these lyrics: I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back, I play for keeps, ‘cause I might not make it back. I been everywhere, still I’m standing tall, I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve rocked them all. courtesy of Bon Jovi, the worst lyricists around. Trisha |
Ride the horse in the direction that it's going.
In the fight between you and the world, back the world. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once! Born Right the First Time Religions change; beer and wine remain. You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Exercise daily. Eat wisely. Die anyway You can’t ride two horses with one ass Her breasts are like Mickey Mouse’s ears, no matter which way she turns they are still facing you He is slicker than whale shit through an ice flow That guy is so cool he pisses ice cubes If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific Feel Guilty for no reason, then your Catholic I was going to change my shirt but changed my mind instead |
Always do right. That will gratify some of the people, and astonish the rest
If I owned both Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell. Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows Behind every successful man is a surprised woman Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Q: Why don't the British make computers? A: They couldn't figure out a way for them to leak oil. Never judge a book by its movie It is wrong to discriminate based on skin color, when there are so many other reasons to dislike someone Line Dancing: Now you know what happens when cousins breed I've learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there |
In interviews with UK journalists, he said: "I can understand people not liking war, if that's what they're there to protest. I don't like war."
A great quote from bush off the beeb today |
Originally posted by mattbutt In interviews with UK journalists, he said: "I can understand people not liking war, if that's what they're there to protest. I don't like war." A great quote from bush off the beeb today 'The war can't start yet.........Kate Adie isn't here' Rob |
"Don't worry about the dishes honey, I'll do them. You just put your feet up and relax"
Unable to attribute this one yet! |
"If you throw away all the waves, there will be no water for you to touch."
Thich Nhat Hanh Gandhi, speaking about the subject of Western civilisation: "It would be a good idea." |
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!" From Ozymandias by Shelley - a great little poem, and a reminder that in a couple of hundred years, no-one will even remember Dubya's name - unless he presses the wrong button when the alarm goes off in the morning... Pat |
This time next year we will be millionaires Rodney
Del Boy Trotter Bonet de douche as they say in Paris |
"lies make the baby jesus cry"
the flanders kids on the simpsons |
" We have a right to dream heroic dreams, after all, we are Americans. "
A quote by Ronnie Reagan........what a guy.:) |
What rescue?
Jessica Lynch |
My new fav quote from a movie I have just this minute finished watching
"Who do you have to blow to get some pussy round here?" Incedentaly it was said by female, which makes it even better! Patrick |
There's always the classic
"Alright Dave" |
Originally posted by dgsyd1 There's always the classic "Alright Dave" Used to use it at work a few years ago to greet everyone and I even named my cat Dave ! :D |
I forget who said it....
Q: How do you want to be remembered 100 years from now? A: Damn she looks good for her age! and "I love you, but your all f'kin mad!" Ozzy |
Anything by Kevin Keegan...
'Despite his white boots, he has real pace...' 'He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted.' 'You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw...' 'The tide is very much in our court now.' To name a few :D or Lady Astor to Winston Churchill "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink." Churchill - "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." :D :D |
" The things you see when you don't got your gun"
Said by a west country farmer after being buzzed by a Jag coming out of the pub. Emm. |
Quotes
Very non PC but what the heck-
"What the bleedin' hell was that?" The mayor of Hiroshima! |
"Believe me Baldrick. Eternity with Satan all all his hellish instruments of torture will be a picnic compared to 5 minutes with me, and this pencil.":) :)
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Baldric there has never been a more sticky situation since sticky the stick insect go stuck on a sticky bun.
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Have just been reminded of....
"And I'm not homophobic or anything. Come back and look at my CD colection. Queen, George Michael, Pet Shop Boys... They're all bummers." - Gareth Genius. Talking of The Office, here's some info on the US version... http://www.filmjerk.com/nuke/article676.html Cheers, David. |
I've just read that article on the US office and if the Americans can come up with that list of characters I'll show my arse in Woolworths:rolleyes:
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Re: Whats your favourite quote?
"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death.
I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it's much, much more important than that" Bill Shankly - Liverpool FC "The batsmans Holding, the bowlers Willy" or vice versa. Some cricket bloke "Yippee-ay-kay-aye Mother F****r" - John McLean (Bruce Willis) |
"How much more black could it get? And the answer is none more black!"
"These go to eleven" "I think the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge model on stage, that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf." |
Caring little chap
"You have obviously mistaken me for someone who actually does give a shit"
"Sex and travel,Sunbeam" |
Originally posted by dgsyd1 "Believe me Baldrick. Eternity with Satan and all his hellish instruments of torture will be a picnic compared to 5 minutes with me, and this pencil.":) :) |
To the bald men ... "Just 'cause you lost your fuzz don't mean you still ain't a peach"
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Re: Whats your favourite quote?
'still shakin boss'
Originally posted by mattbutt Was watching the office the other day, David Brent was spouting some rubbish about a quote from Ian Botham and got me thinking about quotes. So what is your favourtie quote? Any quotes from TV, films, people even the pissed bloke down the pub. |
Originally posted by datcha Have just been reminded of.... "And I'm not homophobic or anything. Come back and look at my CD colection. Queen, George Michael, Pet Shop Boys... They're all bummers." - Gareth Genius. Talking of The Office, here's some info on the US version... http://www.filmjerk.com/nuke/article676.html Cheers, David. :D I just got this one! (takes me a while sometimes) ;) |
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