What every man needs on the beach this summer!
Mar 16th 2004 | 9:08 am
#1
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I'm as thick as a plank!
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From: Northern VA
What every man needs on the beach this summer!
I'm personally ordering my fella one in pink!
Mar 16th 2004 | 9:23 am
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From: Tallahassee, Florida
Oh you mean the green thing?
I thought you were refering to the ladies
I thought you were refering to the ladies
Mar 16th 2004 | 9:29 am
#3
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From: Texas
I've heard of "Baccy strands" hanging out, but thats plain ridicolous!
Mar 16th 2004 | 9:30 am
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From: North Carolina
Re: What every man needs on the beach this summer!
Originally posted by PrincessofWales
I'm personally ordering my fella one in pink!
I'm personally ordering my fella one in pink!
Mar 16th 2004 | 10:00 am
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I hope that thing has adjustable straps?. As ordering the wrong size could be painful and very uplifting! :scared:
Mar 16th 2004 | 10:07 am
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Re: What every man needs on the beach this summer!
Originally posted by NC Penguin
I wonder what that fluorescent green thingy looks like from the back?
I wonder what that fluorescent green thingy looks like from the back?
It must be wedged right up his ringer! I hope he don't bend over in that thing otherwise you'll get a wink from the chocolate starfish!:scared:
Mar 17th 2004 | 1:14 am
#7
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I'm as thick as a plank!
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From: Northern VA
right, you asked for it....
Mar 17th 2004 | 1:34 am
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AAaaiiieee! My eyes! My eyes! :scared: :scared:
Mar 17th 2004 | 1:39 am
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Oh Bejezus...I hope he got arrested for that!
Mar 17th 2004 | 1:42 am
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I'm going to contact a lawyer...........I have been violated!
Mar 17th 2004 | 2:39 am
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From: In a wibbly-wobbly world of my own
Is that sand stuck on his arse? Must chafe like hell!!
Shoulda just gone with the speedos...
Shoulda just gone with the speedos...
Mar 17th 2004 | 4:05 am
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Originally posted by FlyergirlUK
Is that sand stuck on his arse? Must chafe like hell!!
Shoulda just gone with the speedos...
Is that sand stuck on his arse? Must chafe like hell!!
Shoulda just gone with the speedos...
That song..."ring of fire", suddenly springs to mind
Mar 17th 2004 | 4:12 am
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From: Napervile, Chicago Illinois
At least you would get a spot on the beach.
Mar 17th 2004 | 4:19 am
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Originally posted by FlyergirlUK
Is that sand stuck on his arse?
Is that sand stuck on his arse?
How close is your face to your monitor?
-- I can't see any sand at all.
Mar 17th 2004 | 4:28 am
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From: Austin, TX
Originally posted by BrigieDarling
I can't see any sand at all.
I can't see any sand at all.
