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PrincessofWales Mar 16th 2004 9:08 am

What every man needs on the beach this summer!
 
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I'm personally ordering my fella one in pink!

excpomea Mar 16th 2004 9:23 am

Oh you mean the green thing?
I thought you were refering to the ladies :)

Yosser Mar 16th 2004 9:29 am

I've heard of "Baccy strands" hanging out, but thats plain ridicolous!

NC Penguin Mar 16th 2004 9:30 am

Re: What every man needs on the beach this summer!
 

Originally posted by PrincessofWales
I'm personally ordering my fella one in pink!
I wonder what that fluorescent green thingy looks like from the back? :eek:

Pimpbot Mar 16th 2004 10:00 am

I hope that thing has adjustable straps?. As ordering the wrong size could be painful and very uplifting! :scared:

Yosser Mar 16th 2004 10:07 am

Re: What every man needs on the beach this summer!
 

Originally posted by NC Penguin
I wonder what that fluorescent green thingy looks like from the back? :eek:
Judging by the women sat behind him on the sun lounger...its proberly more hideous than the front.

It must be wedged right up his ringer! I hope he don't bend over in that thing otherwise you'll get a wink from the chocolate starfish!:scared:

PrincessofWales Mar 17th 2004 1:14 am

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right, you asked for it....:eek:

Scorchio Mar 17th 2004 1:34 am

AAaaiiieee! My eyes! My eyes! :scared: :scared:

Yosser Mar 17th 2004 1:39 am

Oh Bejezus...I hope he got arrested for that!

:D

jaybob Mar 17th 2004 1:42 am

I'm going to contact a lawyer...........I have been violated!

FlyergirlUK Mar 17th 2004 2:39 am

Is that sand stuck on his arse? Must chafe like hell!! :eek:

Shoulda just gone with the speedos...

Yosser Mar 17th 2004 4:05 am


Originally posted by FlyergirlUK
Is that sand stuck on his arse? Must chafe like hell!! :eek:

Shoulda just gone with the speedos...
LOL:D

That song..."ring of fire", suddenly springs to mind;)

Durhams Mar 17th 2004 4:12 am

At least you would get a spot on the beach.

BrigieDarling Mar 17th 2004 4:19 am


Originally posted by FlyergirlUK
Is that sand stuck on his arse?

How close is your face to your monitor? ;) -- I can't see any sand at all. ;)

Scorchio Mar 17th 2004 4:28 am


Originally posted by BrigieDarling
I can't see any sand at all. ;)
For the love of God, please don't make us look again! :eek:


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