Originally Posted by gruffbrown

I believe true Scrumpy was run through lead pipes, which would explain it's Brain Damage reputation

Originally Posted by Tolos

Looks like that half-inch square of black hair that I grow under my nose will come in use for something. Shame I won't be able to take my hairgel on board to slick down my side part though...

Originally Posted by snowbunny

And then there's the cider blindness caused by the arsenic (or is it cyanide?) in the apple pips .... apparently drink over two gallons in a day and spend the rest of it in the dark.

Originally Posted by gruffbrown

Don't make me google.....

Originally Posted by cindyabs

Well they still serve stuff with absinthe in it in N'awlins!

Originally Posted by gruffbrown

And why is everyone repeating themselves? Is it the Scrumpy?

Originally Posted by cindyabs

How are you at wallpapering and painting???

Originally Posted by cinnabar

Allow me ....

http://www.devon-calling.com/food%20...rink/cider.htm

"Ingredients:

12 pounds apples
1/2 pound raisins
1/2 pound raw meat
1 gallon water at 70 degrees
champagne yeast (tradition calls for bakers yeast)"

Raw meat. :scared:

Originally Posted by gruffbrown

And why is everyone repeating themselves? Is it the Scrumpy?

Originally Posted by Tbag

Im PMSL here the system must of been down or something cause I kept trying to reply and I just got the egg timer I thought it was just me!

Originally Posted by Tolos

It's a possible deterent. I wonder if these people would be so quick to plot mass murder attacks on other people's loved ones if they knew that their own mothers, fathers, brothers and daughters lives would be in danger or retribution. They probably don't care, but who knows.

I'm sorry Kate and Sally, but you guys remind me a little of those judges in the European courts who decide that a paedophile who has raped and tortured a toddler is also a "victim", and shouldn't be jailed. Instead, he should be offered rehab, and a chance to rebuild his life because he has "suffered enough". It's thinking like that which allows Gary Glitter to freely live the highlife in Brazil, when any logical, reasonable thinking person would have had Glitter fed to the wolves many years ago.

Yes. Yes. Let's hand out popsicles to the terrorists and sing Julie Andrews songs with them. Let's see how that works.

Melvin Udall, when explaining how he writes women so well in his books: "I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability."

Originally Posted by tony126

Rashid Rauf, Mohammed al-Ghandra, Ahmed al Khan are alledgedly 3 of the ringleaders. Obvious aliases for Brown, Jones and Smith.

Originally Posted by anotherlimey

Obviously Reid must have been an alias of Al-Mahadi then..