And on the hotline this afternoon, the Widow calling from Steves Office.
Widow "How much does your truck weigh?"
Me "I haven't a clue, try a ton and a half"
Widow "What's that in pounds?"
Me " Snargle...ask Steve what the Capital of Peru is?"
Widow "He doesn't know"
Me "Haaa!"
Widow "Well what is it?"
Me "Lima"
Widow "No, the weight of your truck in pounds"
Me "I'm going to sit in a darkened room now"
Widow "Bye bye"