We've got a practise one outside our house - only one road on and the same road off...and still they get it wrong

a practice one

maybe it's time you moved house again before someone takes the wrong turning

And we had snow 3 christmases ago.
And 13 years before that.
And the summers are hot and sunny.
And no eco-freaks to stare you down for driving a 4x4 (unless its a little itty bitty pretend one)
Yes, I reckon Houston fits your bill perfectly!!

Ps - Gamblings a no-no. Not sure about the prostitution.....

Houston would be a excellent place work wise, Guessing it's easily within commuting Distance of Oil and Gas installations?

Well, theres a field with about a dozen nodding donkeys in it just up the road if that counts....

you should be warned... Texas "thinks" its a country of its own... has its own laws, customs, language... care must be taken.

'scuse me but it IS

or maybe i've been here too long and am brainwashed

you mean it isn't?

It doesnt suprise me, They have a history of not wanting to be part of the US.
I would just tuck my head in the sand untill I got the feel of the system.

How do they treat Brit's, I have a stereotype in my head from watching too many movies that theyd be pritty hostile?

There are laws against it, maybe people are reluctant to enforce them for some reason. I don't think Polygamy is really wide spread though, even among Mormons in Utah.

It sure does. Practice saying "Visa Platinum" over and over.

Not much snow though.

Not my type of scene there mainly for low production wells, I would most likely work on the On Shore Installations.

Pre Numptial Solicitor fee: $1000 Phillipino Bride: $2000

Sex-on-tap Priceless!

houston would be a good base then however we are snowless