Scratch your balls in public
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by Englishmum
Here's something for the guy whom has everything....
http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.a...cid=20&scid=61
http://www.boysstuff.co.uk
http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.a...cid=20&scid=61
http://www.boysstuff.co.uk
Madam, I do not need to purchase a ball scratcher...thank you very much!!!!
I have one aleady, it doubles up as a letter opener
and it's making my breakfast as we speak!!
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
.. I do physical labor.
.. I work at great depths.
.. I plunge head first into everything I do.
.. I work in a damp environment.
.. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
.. I work in high temperatures.
.. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
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Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
.. You do not work 8 hours straight.
.. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
.. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
.. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
.. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
.. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
.. You will retire well before you are 65.
.. You are unable to work double shifts.
.. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
.. I do physical labor.
.. I work at great depths.
.. I plunge head first into everything I do.
.. I work in a damp environment.
.. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
.. I work in high temperatures.
.. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
************************************************** **********
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
.. You do not work 8 hours straight.
.. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
.. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
.. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
.. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
.. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
.. You will retire well before you are 65.
.. You are unable to work double shifts.
.. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Typical!! There's all us guys wanting to have a sensible converstion on consumerism and the auto mobile industry and women have to degrade this thread with penus jokes.
And they call us immature!!
tut tut tut
And they call us immature!!
tut tut tut
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by lionheart
I just clicked on the picture to enlarge it, my son is sitting on my knee. He pointed at it and exclaimed 'Daddy!'
You're lucky...my nipper said "mummy"!!!
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Originally Posted by rushman
You're lucky...my nipper said "mummy"!!!
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by Rompers
Right Rushman. You now owe me one keyboard and monitor as mine is covered in tea.
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Originally Posted by rushman
Fear not, as recompense I just recieved a rather hefty clip round the ear!!!!
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by Rompers
Shouldn't she be in the kitchen?
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Originally Posted by rushman
She was on her way from the kitchen to the laundry room and happened to glance at the screen at a very unfortunate (for me) moment.
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Are you sitting on the spin dryer again?
DDddoooOonnNnnttT KknnnOooccCckkk Iiitt ttTtiilllll yyyoooOuuU'Vvvee tttTrrrIieeEdd iiitTT mmatttTee!
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Originally Posted by rushman
DDddoooOonnNnnttT KknnnOooccCckkk Iiitt ttTtiilllll yyyoooOuuU'Vvvee tttTrrrIieeEdd iiitTT mmatttTee!
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So it's 7.30 on a Friday night we haven't eaten yet and my wife wants me to start remodelling the bathroom this weekend, it's not like I don't do enough of that for a living. So my stepson has just asked me for a club hammer, a bolster chisel and a screwdriver and they've disappeared upstairs. The banging should start any minute now.......... is this a hint?
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by Englishmum
Here's something for the guy whom has everything....
http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.a...cid=20&scid=61
http://www.boysstuff.co.uk
http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.a...cid=20&scid=61
http://www.boysstuff.co.uk
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
So it's 7.30 on a Friday night we haven't eaten yet and my wife wants me to start remodelling the bathroom this weekend, it's not like I don't do enough of that for a living. So my stepson has just asked me for a club hammer, a bolster chisel and a screwdriver and they've disappeared upstairs. The banging should start any minute now.......... is this a hint?
Kinda double/triple cross to con you into doing it!!!
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Re: Scratch your balls in public
Just found this, and I can't think of a more appropriate thread