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Rushman Oct 26th 2005 9:49 pm

Scratch your balls in public
 
Given the alarming increase in estrogen based threads about washing machines, cookers, recipes and the eventual appearance of threads about scouring powders and yeast infections which are bound to appear soon.

I thought a thread was required where us guys can let that "new man" facade down and scratch our balls in public.

We can talk about powertools, sportscars, motor racing, big breasted women, contractors tools, building plans, small breasted women, how to get from A to B without looking at a map or looking like an arse, jock itch and any other male orientated subject we can think of.

Any mention of domestic subjects with automatically render the poster a "nancy boy" and subject to merciless ridicule for being a "girlie boy". "Girlie boy being a bigger insult to a man than "Geezer bird" ids to a butch woman.

gruffbrown Oct 26th 2005 9:56 pm

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So when do you plan on buying that XK120 then?

Lord Lionheart Oct 26th 2005 9:57 pm

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I don't scratch them but I have been known to have the odd game of pocket pool.

gruffbrown Oct 26th 2005 9:58 pm

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Originally Posted by lionheart
I don't scratch them but I have been known to have the odd game of pocket pool.

Do you score double for potting two pinks?

TouristTrap Oct 26th 2005 11:38 pm

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Rushman Oct 26th 2005 11:47 pm

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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
So when do you plan on buying that XK120 then?

XK140...In the spring after they've spent a fortune on heating bills this winter and are skint

Rushman Oct 26th 2005 11:49 pm

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Originally Posted by lionheart
I don't scratch them but I have been known to have the odd game of pocket pool.

No better feeling than freeing up a knot in your underwear in public. the release is like ecstacy!!

gruffbrown Oct 27th 2005 2:28 am

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Well this thread worked well then :D

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 2:31 am

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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Well this thread worked well then :D


What can I say, seems guys would rather talk about how to cook a turkey and ****** bean casserole than manly stuff like powertools, breasts and porn.FFS

Bloody poofs!!! ;)

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 2:33 am

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Originally Posted by rushman
What can I say, seems guys would rather talk about how to cook a turkey and ****** bean casserole than manly stuff like powertools, breasts and porn.FFS

Bloody poofs!!! ;)


I wouldnt mind but I'm dying for a decent bread pudding!!! i'd even contemplate making it myself WITH A F**K OFF GREAT BIG POWER TOOL IN MY WORKSHOP COVERED IN PORN PICTURES..............just contemplated it and thought "f**k that"!!

Wintersong Oct 27th 2005 2:37 am

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Originally Posted by rushman
I wouldnt mind but I'm dying for a decent bread pudding!!! i'd even contemplate making it myself..............just contemplated it and thought "f**k that"!!

Seems you were the first to mention domestic subjects.

Bring on the merciless ridicule, Nancy Boy :p

gruffbrown Oct 27th 2005 2:38 am

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Quick.... tell her you're going to mix the bread pudding with a power tool.

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 2:41 am

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I'm going to mix the bread pudding with a power tool!!!

Rushman Oct 27th 2005 2:41 am

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(Pssst gruff!! D'ya think I got away with that?)

gruffbrown Oct 27th 2005 2:42 am

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Originally Posted by rushman
(Pssst gruff!! D'ya think I got away with that?)

(Still time to edit)


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