Saturday Morning Humour
Jan 7th 2006, 1:45 pm
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Saturday Morning Humour
I read the results of the Ninth Annual Wacky Warning Label Contest in today's paper and thought I'd share them with you all. I love the cocktail napkin disclaimer!
Jan 7th 2006, 1:56 pm
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Re: Saturday Morning Humour
Originally Posted by DaveC
I read the results of the Ninth Annual Wacky Warning Label Contest in today's paper and thought I'd share them with you all. I love the cocktail napkin disclaimer!
Jan 7th 2006, 1:56 pm
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Re: Saturday Morning Humour
Originally Posted by DaveC
I read the results of the Ninth Annual Wacky Warning Label Contest in today's paper and thought I'd share them with you all. I love the cocktail napkin disclaimer!
“Ovenware will get hot when used in oven.”
Jan 7th 2006, 2:27 pm
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Re: Saturday Morning Humour
I don't know whether it's on the label, but the Ambien advert on TV tells you it may cause drowsiness. DUH 
Jan 7th 2006, 2:38 pm
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Re: Saturday Morning Humour
The TV ad for the birth control pill that tells you "Do not use if you are pregnant or may become pregnant" takes some beating.
Jan 7th 2006, 3:12 pm
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Re: Saturday Morning Humour
Swallowing Viagra can cause a stiff neck 
Jan 7th 2006, 3:37 pm
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Re: Saturday Morning Humour
Originally Posted by dgsyd1
The TV ad for the birth control pill that tells you "Do not use if you are pregnant or may become pregnant" takes some beating.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire
Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
A birthday card for a 1 year old.
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less
Portable stroller
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
http://www.dumb.com/productwarnings.htm
Last edited by Angry White Pyjamas; Jan 7th 2006 at 3:44 pm.
Jan 7th 2006, 6:22 pm
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Re: Saturday Morning Humour
[QUOTE=Angry White Pyjamas]I like the kids cough medicine that says "Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after taking this".......
I love hearing about all these labels, however this one does apply to kids. At the risk of revealing my pedantic side...... "kids", pharmaceutically, are people under 18. Kids round my way (well, where I grew up) learned to drive a tractor and a car waaaaaayyyyyy before you'd imagine it would be possible ie aged 9 or 10. I was a late bloomer, driving the mini at 11.
I love hearing about all these labels, however this one does apply to kids. At the risk of revealing my pedantic side...... "kids", pharmaceutically, are people under 18. Kids round my way (well, where I grew up) learned to drive a tractor and a car waaaaaayyyyyy before you'd imagine it would be possible ie aged 9 or 10. I was a late bloomer, driving the mini at 11.
Jan 8th 2006, 5:54 pm
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Re: Saturday Morning Humour
Originally Posted by Lynne
I don't know whether it's on the label, but the Ambien advert on TV tells you it may cause drowsiness. DUH
