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Old Apr 12th 2004, 7:19 pm
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Come on everyone, get your create juices flowing, let's have some fun. I'll start us off.

Rodney in Publix

Excuse me miss, I need a rubber that will fit on the end of my pencil cos I'm always cocking up..
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Old Apr 12th 2004, 8:04 pm
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What's Publix?
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Old Apr 12th 2004, 8:10 pm
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What's Publix?
It's a grocery store, Rodney.
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Old Apr 12th 2004, 8:39 pm
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You plonker!
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Old Apr 12th 2004, 9:45 pm
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Originally posted by FlyergirlUK
You plonker!
I think the correct spelling is "plonka!"

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Old Apr 12th 2004, 10:26 pm
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You saucy gits!
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Old Apr 13th 2004, 2:09 am
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I posted it on the other thread too but Del & Rodney did come state side on one of the shows... Anyone rememebr the show when they go to Florida and Del is mistaken for a gangster? It was called Miami Twice - American Dream. All the yanks thought they were Austrailian LOL.

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Old Apr 13th 2004, 4:45 am
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Originally posted by Ash UK/US
I posted it on the other thread too but Del & Rodney did come state side on one of the shows... Anyone rememebr the show when they go to Florida and Del is mistaken for a gangster? It was called Miami Twice - American Dream. All the yanks thought they were Austrailian LOL.

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Hehe yeah...this was the one in which they also got lost in the Aligator infested Everglades. "Rodney are you telling me that come tea time theres gonna be millions of the buggers walking around?"
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Hehe yeah...this was the one in which they also got lost in the Aligator infested Everglades. "Rodney are you telling me that come tea time theres gonna be millions of the buggers walking around?"
LOL yeap thats right... it was a 2 part special.

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"This time next year, we'll be millionaires"
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"Yeah but with the exchange rate, that'll be worth fack all"
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Old Apr 13th 2004, 6:03 pm
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Yes, yes, I remember it now. Brilliant!
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