No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
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It may be that us Mancs don't need any novelties to spice up our sex lives
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maybe we've got a box of filth toys under our bed already and don't need anymore.
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Originally Posted by Manc
maybe we've got a box of filth toys under our bed already and don't need anymore.
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Originally Posted by Eskimo
Missed that one because we had gone on a romantic trip to Boston. Yes Mancs can be romantic when they want to be
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Originally Posted by mandpete
Missed that one because we had gone on a romantic trip to Boston. Yes Mancs can be romantic when they want to be
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you mean Lincs right?
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Originally Posted by mandpete
Missed that one because we had gone on a romantic trip to Boston. Yes Mancs can be romantic when they want to be
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Let me guess, you smear each other with mushy peas and take it from there ?
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Originally Posted by ScousePete
Is that a ferret down your pants........
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Originally Posted by mandpete
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'The women want foreplay and sex during the ad break in Coronation St ?'
Not seen Corrie for nearly 3 years now and when the adverts were on it was time to put the kettle on and make a brew, definitely not the time for any of that business.
'Let me guess, you smear each other with mushy peas and take it from there ?'
Have you seen the price of mushy peas over here? At $1.89 per can can't waste them and after sharing a can between 4 of us there isn't a single pea left.
'You have carnal knowledge about Mancs?'
Being a Manc girl, what do you think?
Not seen Corrie for nearly 3 years now and when the adverts were on it was time to put the kettle on and make a brew, definitely not the time for any of that business.
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'Let me guess, you smear each other with mushy peas and take it from there ?'
Have you seen the price of mushy peas over here? At $1.89 per can can't waste them and after sharing a can between 4 of us there isn't a single pea left.
'You have carnal knowledge about Mancs?'
Being a Manc girl, what do you think?
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Originally Posted by mandpete
'The women want foreplay and sex during the ad break in Coronation St ?'
Not seen Corrie for nearly 3 years now and when the adverts were on it was time to put the kettle on and make a brew, definitely not the time for any of that business.
'Let me guess, you smear each other with mushy peas and take it from there ?'
Have you seen the price of mushy peas over here? At $1.89 per can can't waste them and after sharing a can between 4 of us there isn't a single pea left.
'You have carnal knowledge about Mancs?'
Being a Manc girl, what do you think?![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
Not seen Corrie for nearly 3 years now and when the adverts were on it was time to put the kettle on and make a brew, definitely not the time for any of that business.
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'Let me guess, you smear each other with mushy peas and take it from there ?'
Have you seen the price of mushy peas over here? At $1.89 per can can't waste them and after sharing a can between 4 of us there isn't a single pea left.
'You have carnal knowledge about Mancs?'
Being a Manc girl, what do you think?
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Originally Posted by NC Penguin
I mean Manc, the BE member, not Manc(unians)...
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Well, that's put me in my place hasn't it?
I do apologise for not realising Manc was known as Mancs to those close to him.
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Originally Posted by mandpete
Well, that's put me in my place hasn't it?
I do apologise for not realising Manc was known as Mancs to those close to him.
I do apologise for not realising Manc was known as Mancs to those close to him.
And you avoided answering the original question so beautifully !
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