No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Apr 4th 2005, 8:42 pm
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No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Apr 4th 2005, 8:57 pm
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
It may be that us Mancs don't need any novelties to spice up our sex lives
Apr 4th 2005, 9:05 pm
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
maybe we've got a box of filth toys under our bed already and don't need anymore.
Apr 4th 2005, 9:16 pm
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Originally Posted by Manc
maybe we've got a box of filth toys under our bed already and don't need anymore.
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=293792
Apr 4th 2005, 10:07 pm
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Originally Posted by Eskimo
Missed that one because we had gone on a romantic trip to Boston. Yes Mancs can be romantic when they want to be
Apr 5th 2005, 3:53 am
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Originally Posted by mandpete
Missed that one because we had gone on a romantic trip to Boston. Yes Mancs can be romantic when they want to be
you mean Lincs right?
Apr 5th 2005, 10:40 am
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Originally Posted by mandpete
Missed that one because we had gone on a romantic trip to Boston. Yes Mancs can be romantic when they want to be
Apr 5th 2005, 10:46 am
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Originally Posted by doctor scrumpy
Let me guess, you smear each other with mushy peas and take it from there ?
Apr 5th 2005, 12:20 pm
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Originally Posted by ScousePete
Is that a ferret down your pants........
Apr 5th 2005, 4:29 pm
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Originally Posted by mandpete
Missed that one because we had gone on a romantic trip to Boston. Yes Mancs can be romantic when they want to be
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Apr 5th 2005, 5:19 pm
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
'The women want foreplay and sex during the ad break in Coronation St ?'
Not seen Corrie for nearly 3 years now and when the adverts were on it was time to put the kettle on and make a brew, definitely not the time for any of that business.
'Let me guess, you smear each other with mushy peas and take it from there ?'
Have you seen the price of mushy peas over here? At $1.89 per can can't waste them and after sharing a can between 4 of us there isn't a single pea left.
'You have carnal knowledge about Mancs?'
Being a Manc girl, what do you think?
Not seen Corrie for nearly 3 years now and when the adverts were on it was time to put the kettle on and make a brew, definitely not the time for any of that business.
'Let me guess, you smear each other with mushy peas and take it from there ?'
Have you seen the price of mushy peas over here? At $1.89 per can can't waste them and after sharing a can between 4 of us there isn't a single pea left.
'You have carnal knowledge about Mancs?'
Being a Manc girl, what do you think?
Apr 5th 2005, 5:22 pm
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Originally Posted by mandpete
Being a Manc girl, what do you think?
Apr 5th 2005, 6:22 pm
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Originally Posted by mandpete
'The women want foreplay and sex during the ad break in Coronation St ?'
Not seen Corrie for nearly 3 years now and when the adverts were on it was time to put the kettle on and make a brew, definitely not the time for any of that business.
'Let me guess, you smear each other with mushy peas and take it from there ?'
Have you seen the price of mushy peas over here? At $1.89 per can can't waste them and after sharing a can between 4 of us there isn't a single pea left.
'You have carnal knowledge about Mancs?'
Being a Manc girl, what do you think?
Not seen Corrie for nearly 3 years now and when the adverts were on it was time to put the kettle on and make a brew, definitely not the time for any of that business.
'Let me guess, you smear each other with mushy peas and take it from there ?'
Have you seen the price of mushy peas over here? At $1.89 per can can't waste them and after sharing a can between 4 of us there isn't a single pea left.
'You have carnal knowledge about Mancs?'
Being a Manc girl, what do you think?
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Apr 5th 2005, 6:43 pm
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
I mean Manc, the BE member, not Manc(unians)...
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Well, that's put me in my place hasn't it?
I do apologise for not realising Manc was known as Mancs to those close to him.
Apr 6th 2005, 3:53 am
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Re: No Sex Please, We're from Manchester
Originally Posted by mandpete
Well, that's put me in my place hasn't it?
I do apologise for not realising Manc was known as Mancs to those close to him.
I do apologise for not realising Manc was known as Mancs to those close to him.
And you avoided answering the original question so beautifully !