As for me and teacher - we now believe
Dec 14th 2005, 8:52 am
#1
Pass me the Marmite..
Thread Starter
Joined: Feb 2004
Location: Atlanta, GA.
Posts: 864
As for me and teacher - we now believe
Teacher got run over by a reindeer,
walking home from her school Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such one as Santa
but as for me and Teacher, we now believe......
----------- CNN -----
Texas Teacher Tells First-Graders There Is No Santa
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
RICHARDSON, Texas — Guess what, kids? There's no such thing as Santa Claus!
That's what a suburban Dallas music teacher told first-graders on Monday — and the school's been hearing from parents ever since.
The angry phone calls prompted the Richardson school district to issue a pro-Santa statement.
The district announced that the offending teacher had heard from Santa Claus himself — who assurred the teacher that "the spirit of the holidays is alive and well." And Santa asked the teacher to pass that message along to students.
A district spokesman says the teacher won't face any disciplinary action.
walking home from her school Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such one as Santa
but as for me and Teacher, we now believe......
----------- CNN -----
Texas Teacher Tells First-Graders There Is No Santa
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
RICHARDSON, Texas — Guess what, kids? There's no such thing as Santa Claus!
That's what a suburban Dallas music teacher told first-graders on Monday — and the school's been hearing from parents ever since.
The angry phone calls prompted the Richardson school district to issue a pro-Santa statement.
The district announced that the offending teacher had heard from Santa Claus himself — who assurred the teacher that "the spirit of the holidays is alive and well." And Santa asked the teacher to pass that message along to students.
A district spokesman says the teacher won't face any disciplinary action.
Dec 14th 2005, 10:58 am
#2
Account Closed
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 8,271
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Originally Posted by franc11s
...
The angry phone calls prompted the Richardson school district to issue a pro-Santa statement.
...
The angry phone calls prompted the Richardson school district to issue a pro-Santa statement.
...
Dec 14th 2005, 2:52 pm
#3
Account Closed
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 8,266
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
LOL. Wtf? A Pro-Santa statement!? Next we'll be having car bumber stickers saying stuff like "Santa isnt just a made up person...he has real feelings too".
I admit to being heavily pissed off that my oldests' first grade teacher did tell him that there was no Santa Claus, but we agreed to keep it a secret between us
He never told his little brothers that it was fake 
Dec 14th 2005, 2:56 pm
#4
Back Again
Joined: Aug 2004
Location: Virtual Reality
Posts: 10,831
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Originally Posted by franc11s
Teacher got run over by a reindeer,
walking home from her school Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such one as Santa
but as for me and Teacher, we now believe......
----------- CNN -----
Texas Teacher Tells First-Graders There Is No Santa
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
walking home from her school Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such one as Santa
but as for me and Teacher, we now believe......
----------- CNN -----
Texas Teacher Tells First-Graders There Is No Santa
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
I would be furious!!!! 
Dec 14th 2005, 3:08 pm
#5
Account Closed
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 22,220
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Hang on a minute!!!!!!!
There is no f**king Santa. Is it OK to LIE to your kids.
Christmas for adults is no fun and exactly the same as being at work. You do all the leg work, sweating and graft and some fat bastard in a "suit" gets all the credit.
It's OK for the schools to pretend that Jesus Christ never existed but god forbid anyone says that a fat guy in a red suit, makes all the kids pressies and flies all around the world in one night delivering them. Not even Richard Branson could manage that.
Santa FFS
""""They shouldnt teach I.D in school its not the truth.......but for f**k sake don't tell them the truth about Santa"""".
Make your minds up!!! All lies or NO lies. You cant have your cake and eat it.
There is no f**king Santa. Is it OK to LIE to your kids.
Christmas for adults is no fun and exactly the same as being at work. You do all the leg work, sweating and graft and some fat bastard in a "suit" gets all the credit.
It's OK for the schools to pretend that Jesus Christ never existed but god forbid anyone says that a fat guy in a red suit, makes all the kids pressies and flies all around the world in one night delivering them. Not even Richard Branson could manage that.
Santa FFS
""""They shouldnt teach I.D in school its not the truth.......but for f**k sake don't tell them the truth about Santa"""".
Make your minds up!!! All lies or NO lies. You cant have your cake and eat it.
Dec 14th 2005, 3:15 pm
#6
Back Again
Joined: Aug 2004
Location: Virtual Reality
Posts: 10,831
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Originally Posted by rushman
Hang on a minute!!!!!!!
There is no f**king Santa. Is it OK to LIE to your kids.
Christmas for adults is no fun and exactly the same as being at work. You do all the leg work, sweating and graft and some fat bastard in a "suit" gets all the credit.
It's OK for the schools to pretend that Jesus Christ never existed but god forbid anyone says that a fat guy in a red suit, makes all the kids pressies and flies all around the world in one night delivering them. Not even Richard Branson could manage that.
Santa FFS
""""They shouldnt teach I.D in school its not the truth.......but for f**k sake don't tell them the truth about Santa"""".
Make your minds up!!! All lies or NO lies. You cant have your cake and eat it.
There is no f**king Santa. Is it OK to LIE to your kids.
Christmas for adults is no fun and exactly the same as being at work. You do all the leg work, sweating and graft and some fat bastard in a "suit" gets all the credit.
It's OK for the schools to pretend that Jesus Christ never existed but god forbid anyone says that a fat guy in a red suit, makes all the kids pressies and flies all around the world in one night delivering them. Not even Richard Branson could manage that.
Santa FFS
""""They shouldnt teach I.D in school its not the truth.......but for f**k sake don't tell them the truth about Santa"""".
Make your minds up!!! All lies or NO lies. You cant have your cake and eat it.
I love Christmas me ..I get to believe in Santa and be Santa..the credit is the smilies on your kids faces the magic in their eyes...I get just as excited as my kids about Santa coming.......when they don't believe will be up to them not some jaded grouchy ol music teacher
Dec 14th 2005, 3:22 pm
#7
Account Closed
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 22,220
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
you've just got too many pressies to buy you Grinch!!
I love Christmas me ..I get to believe in Santa and be Santa..the credit is the smilies on your kids faces the magic in their eyes...I get just as excited as my kids about Santa coming.......when they don't believe will be up to them not some jaded grouchy ol music teacher
I love Christmas me ..I get to believe in Santa and be Santa..the credit is the smilies on your kids faces the magic in their eyes...I get just as excited as my kids about Santa coming.......when they don't believe will be up to them not some jaded grouchy ol music teacher
Morelike:
"Bahhhhhhhh bahhhhhhhh I wanted a fu cking bike"
Dec 14th 2005, 3:25 pm
#8
Account Closed
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 8,271
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Originally Posted by rushman
Oh I can just hear all the little children of the world now " Hurrah hurrah, it's Christmas. We can celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. praise his name, Halleluyah"
Morelike:
"Bahhhhhhhh bahhhhhhhh I wanted a fu cking bike"
Morelike:
"Bahhhhhhhh bahhhhhhhh I wanted a fu cking bike"
You forget one thing: These are American kids. Its:
"Hurrah hurrah, it's Christmas. We can celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. praise his name, Halleluyah...why didnt he bring me a fu cking bike!? Im going to scientology next year!"
Dec 14th 2005, 3:42 pm
#9
Account Closed
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 22,220
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
You forget one thing: These are American kids. Its:
"Hurrah hurrah, it's Christmas. We can celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. praise his name, Halleluyah...why didnt he bring me a fu cking bike!? Im going to scientology next year!"
"Hurrah hurrah, it's Christmas. We can celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. praise his name, Halleluyah...why didnt he bring me a fu cking bike!? Im going to scientology next year!"
In my day we would be bloody thankful if we got an orange for Christmas.
Presents? Presents? Dont talk to me about bloody presents. I opened a present one year when I were a small lad, undid the wrapping all excited only to find an empty box!! "WTF" thought I. I gave the folks a puzzled look and dad lowered his newspaper long enough to explain it was an "Action man....deserter".
Dec 15th 2005, 12:14 am
#10
Back Again
Joined: Aug 2004
Location: Virtual Reality
Posts: 10,831
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Originally Posted by rushman
Oh I can just hear all the little children of the world now " Hurrah hurrah, it's Christmas. We can celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. praise his name, Halleluyah"
Morelike:
"Bahhhhhhhh bahhhhhhhh I wanted a fu cking bike"
Morelike:
"Bahhhhhhhh bahhhhhhhh I wanted a fu cking bike"
Dec 15th 2005, 12:15 am
#11
Back Again
Joined: Aug 2004
Location: Virtual Reality
Posts: 10,831
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Originally Posted by rushman
Uk or US kids ungrateful little bastards the lot of 'em.
In my day we would be bloody thankful if we got an orange for Christmas.
In my day we would be bloody thankful if we got an orange for Christmas.
....hmphf...some of us weren't so spoiled! 
Dec 15th 2005, 2:05 am
#12
Pass me the Marmite..
Thread Starter
Joined: Feb 2004
Location: Atlanta, GA.
Posts: 864
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
SANTA IS REAL... I have seen him thousands of times. Every time I leave one store, he magically appears outside or in another store... Sometimes he's even lost some weight and gained some too. Quite amazing. Even funnier, sometimes he can take his beard right off and put it back - how clever is that?
I am probably one of the unlucky few who's yet to see him actually fly (although I even try to stay up all night but my shot of rum (or two) puts paid to that.
I love Christmas. I have just had 3 tims of Quaility street delivered. We have a tin open here at work. My co-workers keep saying the are made by Ness-lay instead of Ness-alls but I'll correct them - after all, I grew up with ness-alls Milky bars.
I am probably one of the unlucky few who's yet to see him actually fly (although I even try to stay up all night but my shot of rum (or two) puts paid to that.
I love Christmas. I have just had 3 tims of Quaility street delivered. We have a tin open here at work. My co-workers keep saying the are made by Ness-lay instead of Ness-alls but I'll correct them - after all, I grew up with ness-alls Milky bars.
Dec 15th 2005, 2:54 am
#13
CA to TX to Jamaica
Joined: Jun 2003
Location: Location, Location.
Posts: 4,887
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
I'm only talking about my kids....and what's Jesus got to do with it really? Christmas is all about Santa
Dec 15th 2005, 3:32 am
#14
Maño-Americano
Joined: Apr 2003
Location: In the heart of the Ozarks
Posts: 10,216
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
I would be furious!!!! It's perfectly OK for schools to tell the kids there is no God, but tell them Santa is a fake and the world explodes....f**king amazing what our values have come down to.
Dec 15th 2005, 3:33 am
#15
CA to TX to Jamaica
Joined: Jun 2003
Location: Location, Location.
Posts: 4,887
Re: As for me and teacher - we now believe
Originally Posted by ironporer
It's perfectly OK for schools to tell the kids there is no God, but tell them Santa is a fake and the world explodes....f**king amazing what our values have come down to.
