The Joy of HOA
Mar 14th 2006, 4:48 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Out of interest, as long as you're not flying the American flag as well, it's bollocks.
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Mar 14th 2006, 4:49 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by snowbunny
True, but most of the shite in deed restrictions is pure bollocks by definition.
Mar 14th 2006, 4:50 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by Ray
Although HOAs can be a real pain ...they do serve a good purpose overall
and now Herr Barney and I have an understanding things are much improved...
and now Herr Barney and I have an understanding things are much improved...
They're great if you own rental property. They're an itch if they're anywhere near your own homesteaded property. A suppurating pustule would be more welcome to me.
Mar 14th 2006, 4:52 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
So out of interest, what can they do? Take away your Birthday?
Mar 14th 2006, 4:55 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
So out of interest, what can they do? Take away your Birthday?
Mar 14th 2006, 5:01 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by ironporer
You showed him your armory did you?
He didn't want 20 water mocassins flocking to his yard
Mar 14th 2006, 5:01 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by jibsymalone
They tell you to take a shower in a barn, but no water comes out and after a couple of minutes you feel funny, they then tell everyone you moved out unexpectedly!
"Oooh smells like Almonds in here"I hate petty bureaucracy (You'd never guess would you) Play them at their own game, follow the rules, but have fun with them.....
Mar 14th 2006, 5:02 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by Ray
Now why would I do that ..when I have have nature to help me ...
He didn't want 20 water mocassins flocking to his yard
He didn't want 20 water mocassins flocking to his yard
Mar 14th 2006, 5:05 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by TouristTrap
Oh gawd. Just the thought of that makes my stomach queasy. I DETEST them.
Mar 14th 2006, 5:10 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
That's why I can't keep Sheep on my lot and oh how I've tried
You are Welsh? Or maybe a Kiwi? Are sheep still classified as sex-toys/marital aids there?
Mar 14th 2006, 5:11 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by ironporer
You are Welsh? Or maybe a Kiwi? Are sheep still classified as sex-toys/marital aids there?
Mar 14th 2006, 5:13 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by ironporer
You are Welsh? Or maybe a Kiwi? Are sheep still classified as sex-toys/marital aids there?
Mar 14th 2006, 5:13 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by ironporer
You are Welsh? Or maybe a Kiwi? Are sheep still classified as sex-toys/marital aids there?
Mar 14th 2006, 5:14 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by snowbunny
Most incorporated cities ban farm animals within the city limits. Which no doubt leads to sheep brothels on the edge of town.
Mar 14th 2006, 5:18 pm
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Re: The Joy of HOA
Originally Posted by snowbunny
Most incorporated cities ban farm animals within the city limits. Which no doubt leads to sheep brothels on the edge of town.