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-   -   The Joy of HOA (https://britishexpats.com/forum/usa-57/joy-hoa-361168/)

snowbunny Mar 14th 2006 4:48 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Out of interest, as long as you're not flying the American flag as well, it's bollocks.

http://www.usa-flag-site.org/etiquette-display.shtml
True, but most of the shite in deed restrictions is pure bollocks by definition.

gruffbrown Mar 14th 2006 4:49 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by snowbunny
True, but most of the shite in deed restrictions is pure bollocks by definition.
That's why I can't keep Sheep on my lot and oh how I've tried :D

TouristTrap Mar 14th 2006 4:50 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by Ray
Although HOAs can be a real pain ...they do serve a good purpose overall
and now Herr Barney and I have an understanding things are much improved...
You show him your gun collection? :D

They're great if you own rental property. They're an itch if they're anywhere near your own homesteaded property. A suppurating pustule would be more welcome to me.

gruffbrown Mar 14th 2006 4:52 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
So out of interest, what can they do? Take away your Birthday?

jibsymalone Mar 14th 2006 4:55 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
So out of interest, what can they do? Take away your Birthday?
They tell you to take a shower in a barn, but no water comes out and after a couple of minutes you feel funny, they then tell everyone you moved out unexpectedly!

Ray Mar 14th 2006 5:01 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by ironporer
You showed him your armory did you?
Now why would I do that ..when I have have nature to help me ...
He didn't want 20 water mocassins flocking to his yard

gruffbrown Mar 14th 2006 5:01 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by jibsymalone
They tell you to take a shower in a barn, but no water comes out and after a couple of minutes you feel funny, they then tell everyone you moved out unexpectedly!
:eek: "Oooh smells like Almonds in here"

I hate petty bureaucracy (You'd never guess would you) Play them at their own game, follow the rules, but have fun with them.....

TouristTrap Mar 14th 2006 5:02 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by Ray
Now why would I do that ..when I have have nature to help me ...
He didn't want 20 water mocassins flocking to his yard
Oh gawd. Just the thought of that makes my stomach queasy. I DETEST them.

Ray Mar 14th 2006 5:05 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by TouristTrap
Oh gawd. Just the thought of that makes my stomach queasy. I DETEST them.
Most people hate my little friends ..

ironporer Mar 14th 2006 5:10 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
That's why I can't keep Sheep on my lot and oh how I've tried :D

You are Welsh? Or maybe a Kiwi? Are sheep still classified as sex-toys/marital aids there?

gruffbrown Mar 14th 2006 5:11 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by ironporer
You are Welsh? Or maybe a Kiwi? Are sheep still classified as sex-toys/marital aids there?
Baaaa.....

snowbunny Mar 14th 2006 5:13 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by ironporer
You are Welsh? Or maybe a Kiwi? Are sheep still classified as sex-toys/marital aids there?
Most incorporated cities ban farm animals within the city limits. Which no doubt leads to sheep brothels on the edge of town. :D

jibsymalone Mar 14th 2006 5:13 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by ironporer
You are Welsh? Or maybe a Kiwi? Are sheep still classified as sex-toys/marital aids there?
Welsh brothel? = 4 sheep tied to a lampost! :D

gruffbrown Mar 14th 2006 5:14 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by snowbunny
Most incorporated cities ban farm animals within the city limits. Which no doubt leads to sheep brothels on the edge of town. :D
Have you got a link? It's for a friend :rolleyes:

TouristTrap Mar 14th 2006 5:18 pm
Re: The Joy of HOA
 
Originally Posted by snowbunny
Most incorporated cities ban farm animals within the city limits. Which no doubt leads to sheep brothels on the edge of town. :D
I recall driving through a pretty posh area, and seeing a bunch of cows sitting in the middle of this huge yard. Turns out that an extremely wealthy dude owned the property, and kept them there as he'd been grandfathered in tax wise, classified agricultural land, years ago, paid hardly any tax on this massive property which sits down the road from the poshest subdivision in the Bay area.... :D


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