tony126

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and
went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such
a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you
can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a
minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur
to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and
commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson
motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yep, that's me." God said, "Well, what's the big
deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and
pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed,
but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God
said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; and

5. The maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God. "Hold on." God
went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for
the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but
according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

tony_2003

I'll stick with my Triumph.
Gods finished product.

Big D

Moses rode one too - says so in the Bible

"the roar of Moses Triumph was heard througout the land..."