Originally Posted by britvic

LOL did I hear someone say Donkey Jacket :D Monkey boots, now all I need to complete the picture is a tool belt :D

Originally Posted by gardnma

You seriously concern me Vic.

Here, take two of these and have a lie down. :D

Originally Posted by britvic

LOL wheres his hard hat and Monkey boots :)

Originally Posted by britvic

LOL wheres his hard hat and Monkey boots :)

Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker

I don't have a tool belt but I can tuck a screwdriver into my thong if you like.

Originally Posted by britvic

LOL them leather tool belts do it for me :D

Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker

The last time I tried to slip into one of those my balls came out my ears. It took me 3 weeks with a chimney sweeps brush to get them back into my scrotum.

Originally Posted by gardnma

You seriously concern me Vic.

Here, take two of these and have a lie down. :D

Originally Posted by Sally

It remimded me of this painting

Originally Posted by gardnma

A Jackson Bollocks? :D

Originally Posted by Sally

pleb :D

Originally Posted by Patrick Hasler

I didn't know Footballers wives was a comedy ? .... I have never seen anything funny about it ?

Originally Posted by Seahorse3 (Post 4131907)

Hello all,
I happened upon this site several weeks ago at work. I have thoroughly
enjoyed reading the threads in all of the forums. I am not British or married to one so I hope I will be welcomed with open arms (or at least a handshake).
A few of the people I have particularly enjoyed include Elvira, the sophisticated matron. Ray, the sarcastic teddy bear. Jerseygirl, the British version of the soccer mom. Lionheart, the Englishman's man. Britvic the stern, and of course how could anyone not like Rushman the direct. These are all terms of endearment so please do not take offence. I believe I am the first person to join from Louisiana. And, before I get bombarded, I am not a redneck and I do have a passport. I am married with 3 children (a 7year old girl, 4year old boy and a 4month old boy). I work for a Biomedical Research center where there are many Expats. I just like reading how people not born in the US relate to the trials of every day life in America. There is both good and bad and sometimes awful, but it is home. Thanks guys.

Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker (Post 4143027)

I don't have a tool belt but I can tuck a screwdriver into my thong if you like.