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Rushman Nov 24th 2006 3:33 am

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
The next thing you know men will be in the kitchen. :rolleyes:

Don't be ridiculous that'll never happen.........and I'll thenk you not to use the forum to spread vile and alien thinking.

Rodney you plonker Nov 24th 2006 8:21 pm

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by Rushman
Don't be ridiculous that'll never happen.........and I'll thenk you not to use the forum to spread vile and alien thinking.

Your absolutely right Rushman, I don't know what came over me. Please accept one thousand apologies.

I will punish myself by circumcising myself with a chainsaw and it wont be in the kitchen.

Rushman Nov 25th 2006 1:07 am

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Your absolutely right Rushman, I don't know what came over me. Please accept one thousand apologies.

I will punish myself by circumcising myself with a chainsaw and it wont be in the kitchen.

I should bloody well think so.

gardnma Nov 25th 2006 10:59 am

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Your absolutely right Rushman, I don't know what came over me. Please accept one thousand apologies.

I will punish myself by circumcising myself with a chainsaw and it wont be in the kitchen.

Just go slam it in a window. :D

Silverdragon102 Nov 25th 2006 2:59 pm

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by gardnma
Just go slam it in a window. :D

:eek: :D

Rodney you plonker Nov 25th 2006 3:50 pm

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by gardnma
Just go slam it in a window. :D

No way, I only need to take an inch off my foreskin, not chop my knob off. :D

gardnma Nov 25th 2006 5:39 pm

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
No way, I only need to take an inch off my foreskin, not chop my knob off. :D


Just wait 'till you've been married for a while. Slamming it in a window will seem like a blissfull stroll in the park by comparison. :D

Rodney you plonker Nov 25th 2006 5:43 pm

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by gardnma
Just wait 'till you've been married for a while. Slamming it in a window will seem like a blissfull stroll in the park by comparison. :D

I will have to take your word on that one, if you see me at your doorstep with a bin liner full of clothes looking for a bed for the night. You know it was all to much for me. :eek:

gardnma Nov 25th 2006 5:49 pm

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
I will have to take your word on that one, if you see me at your doorstep with a bin liner full of clothes looking for a bed for the night. You know it was all to much for me. :eek:

You will usually find me 'round the back in the shed. Cuddled up under a newspaper with my ferrets and pigeons. :D

Rodney you plonker Nov 25th 2006 6:00 pm

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by gardnma
You will usually find me 'round the back in the shed. Cuddled up under a newspaper with my ferrets and pigeons. :D

Ferrets and pigeons to talk to......... Lucky bastard, I've got dog shit and a lawn mower.

gruffbrown Nov 25th 2006 6:04 pm

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Ferrets and pigeons to talk to......... Lucky bastard, I've got dog shit and a lawn mower.

Do you wear a Sou'wester when you mow the lawn?

AmerLisa Nov 25th 2006 6:09 pm

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by Rushman
Not another bloody yank?? :rolleyes:

Its a conspiracy Rushman, better break out the heavy artillery...... :D :D

Rodney you plonker Nov 25th 2006 9:22 pm

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Do you wear a Sou'wester when you mow the lawn?

Yes, naked but a donkey jacket, sou'wester and monkey boots. Its a sight for sore eyes let me tell you.

gardnma Nov 25th 2006 9:25 pm

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Yes, naked but a donkey jacket, sou'wester and monkey boots. Its a sight for sore eyes let me tell you.

Oh sh!t, if Vic finds out, you will get seriously rogered.
You may not make it. :D

britvic Nov 25th 2006 9:37 pm

Re: Greetings from a Yank!
 

Originally Posted by gardnma
Oh sh!t, if Vic finds out, you will get seriously rogered.
You may not make it. :D

LOL did I hear someone say Donkey Jacket :D Monkey boots, now all I need to complete the picture is a tool belt :D


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