Greetings from a Yank!
Nov 24th 2006, 3:33 am
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
The next thing you know men will be in the kitchen. 
Nov 24th 2006, 8:21 pm
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by Rushman
Don't be ridiculous that'll never happen.........and I'll thenk you not to use the forum to spread vile and alien thinking.
I will punish myself by circumcising myself with a chainsaw and it wont be in the kitchen.
Nov 25th 2006, 1:07 am
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Your absolutely right Rushman, I don't know what came over me. Please accept one thousand apologies.
I will punish myself by circumcising myself with a chainsaw and it wont be in the kitchen.
I will punish myself by circumcising myself with a chainsaw and it wont be in the kitchen.
Nov 25th 2006, 10:59 am
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Your absolutely right Rushman, I don't know what came over me. Please accept one thousand apologies.
I will punish myself by circumcising myself with a chainsaw and it wont be in the kitchen.
I will punish myself by circumcising myself with a chainsaw and it wont be in the kitchen.
Nov 25th 2006, 2:59 pm
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by gardnma
Just go slam it in a window.
Nov 25th 2006, 3:50 pm
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by gardnma
Just go slam it in a window.
Nov 25th 2006, 5:39 pm
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
No way, I only need to take an inch off my foreskin, not chop my knob off.
Just wait 'till you've been married for a while. Slamming it in a window will seem like a blissfull stroll in the park by comparison.
Nov 25th 2006, 5:43 pm
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by gardnma
Just wait 'till you've been married for a while. Slamming it in a window will seem like a blissfull stroll in the park by comparison.
Nov 25th 2006, 5:49 pm
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
I will have to take your word on that one, if you see me at your doorstep with a bin liner full of clothes looking for a bed for the night. You know it was all to much for me.
Nov 25th 2006, 6:00 pm
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by gardnma
You will usually find me 'round the back in the shed. Cuddled up under a newspaper with my ferrets and pigeons.
Nov 25th 2006, 6:04 pm
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Ferrets and pigeons to talk to......... Lucky bastard, I've got dog shit and a lawn mower.
Nov 25th 2006, 6:09 pm
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by Rushman
Not another bloody yank??
Nov 25th 2006, 9:22 pm
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Do you wear a Sou'wester when you mow the lawn?
Nov 25th 2006, 9:25 pm
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Yes, naked but a donkey jacket, sou'wester and monkey boots. Its a sight for sore eyes let me tell you.
You may not make it.
Nov 25th 2006, 9:37 pm
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Re: Greetings from a Yank!
Originally Posted by gardnma
Oh sh!t, if Vic finds out, you will get seriously rogered.
You may not make it.
You may not make it.
Monkey boots, now all I need to complete the picture is a tool belt