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Old Aug 13th 2003, 3:36 am
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I've seen quite a few that made me smile

"If it's not a dog, it must be pussy" rude I know, but funny

"War doesn't prove who is right, just who is left" Good one

Any others to share?
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Old Aug 13th 2003, 3:38 am
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Keep Honkin'....Ah'm just reloadin'....
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Old Aug 13th 2003, 12:41 pm
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Keep Honkin'....Ah'm just reloadin'....
HAHAHAHAHA!

That one has to be Texan!

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Old Aug 13th 2003, 3:14 pm
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School districts often issue bumper stickers to parents saying "My son/daughter is an honor student at such-and-such school."

I've lately noticed some cars with stickers that say "My son beat up your honor student at such-and-such school."
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Old Aug 13th 2003, 4:54 pm
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A few I have seen lately are:

"My Border Collie has more brains than your Honor Student"

...and these two were on the same car:

"If you are looking for your cat, check under my wheels"
"So many cats, so few recipes"

Obviously a dog lover
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Old Aug 13th 2003, 5:12 pm
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Back in the '80s over here you'd see a lot of cars with these black on yellow signs attached to the rear car window that said "BABY ON BOARD," apparently in the hope that other drivers would drive more safely when they saw it. The stupidity of this notion was much remarked upon at the time.

After a while you started seeing amusing variations on the signs. My favorite was "EX-HUSBAND IN TRUNK."
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Old Aug 13th 2003, 5:20 pm
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Actually, those BABY ON BOARD stickers were nothing to do with expecting people driving behind to be extra vigilent.........

They actually are for, if they are involved in a traffic accident, to let know the rescuers/fire brigade that there is a small child on board, who they may not notice very quickly......
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Old Aug 14th 2003, 2:03 am
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I saw this:

"You cant say CRAP without saying RAP"
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Old Aug 16th 2003, 9:54 pm
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"If you can read this, I've lost my caravan"

or, on the back of a motorcycle jacket
"If you can read this, my girlfriend has fallen off"
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