Originally Posted by Leslie66

I always decapitate those I've had consensual sex with. :)

Fancy a shag?

Originally Posted by Patrick

What are those "plenty of ways that his sperm could have gotten inside her"?

1. He masturbated on her tampon
2. His sperm was playing hide and go seek in her douche
3. She slipped and fell at the exact time his ejaculate was flying through the air and it accidently found its way into her vaginal canal
4. The sperm was fedex'd to her uterus
5. He came in her breakfast cereal and the time she was found dead the cereal had made its way to the vagina
6. The sperm booked two weeks in Ibiza but the airline had overbooked the flight so they went to her viagina instead for a 2 week vacation
7. Her womb secretly made sperm with the same DNA as the guy
8. She went to the sperm bank and withdrew his sperm and used a turkey baster
9. The sperm got evicted from scrotum and rented an apartment in her uterus
10. Someone stole the guys sperm while he was sleeping and threw it through her window and it landed on the gusset of her knickers. When she put them on it climbed up.
11. The sperm was driving round looking for the walmart, got lost and ended up in her vagina
12. She was swimming in the ocean and his sperm, which was swimming round in the ocean too, gravitated up her hoo-hay
13. The sperm's car broke down and was hitching a ride in her vaginal canal
14. He was having sex with another woman and used her as protection
15. The sperm dressed up as ghosts for Halloween and knocked on the Labia and said "trick or treat" and the labia said trick so while the clitoris wasnt looking they ran in and hid in the uterus

Originally Posted by Patrick

They would probably kill themselfs anyway once they sobered up and realised they had slept with you

Originally Posted by Leslie66

I always decapitate those I've had consensual sex with. :)

Fancy a shag?

Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel

your nickname ain't Praying Mantis for nothin'



never trust a person who has their hands up in prayer :scared: :eek:

Originally Posted by Leslie66

Well, FFS!! Her head was missing and she was brutalized. Would anybody in their right mind question why his sperm was in her vagina?


BIG CLUE FOR THOSE HARD OF THINKING:

He was not her boyfriend.

Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel

I think this thread has taken a turn for the BETTER!!! :p :D and i thought I was gonna get flamed for my posts :p

Originally Posted by Leslie66

The freaky little bastard did it. :mad:

Originally Posted by Patrick

Don't call me a bastard, I have lots of Dads!

Originally Posted by Patrick

Don't call me a bastard, I have lots of Dads!

Originally Posted by Leslie66

Her head was missing

Originally Posted by fatbrit

:confused: Only probably since as the article specifies the accuracy is 1 in 19 million, it's not quite unique, is it?

Originally Posted by Patrick

I wasnt implying anything, I just wrote 15 funny ways the sperm could have entered her body, because as you so rightly pointed out, there are plenty of ways sperm can find its way into a decapitated womans vagina!

Originally Posted by franc11s

Guilty as charged, guilty as convicted, guilty as executed....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/12/dn....ap/index.html

And the best quote :

Death penalty advocates welcomed the results. "Stop the presses -- it turns out that rapists and killers are also liars," Michael Paranzino, president of a group called Throw Away the Key, said in a statement.