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Patrick Jan 13th 2006 2:57 am

Re: DNA test for executed rapist... the result is ?
 

Originally Posted by Leslie66
I always decapitate those I've had consensual sex with. :)

Fancy a shag?

They would probably kill themselfs anyway once they sobered up and realised they had slept with you

Leslie Jan 13th 2006 2:58 am

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:D :D

If I ever manage to stop laughing I'll add this....

He borrowed her toothbrush moments before she twatted herself with it. :eek:


Originally Posted by Patrick
What are those "plenty of ways that his sperm could have gotten inside her"?

1. He masturbated on her tampon
2. His sperm was playing hide and go seek in her douche
3. She slipped and fell at the exact time his ejaculate was flying through the air and it accidently found its way into her vaginal canal
4. The sperm was fedex'd to her uterus
5. He came in her breakfast cereal and the time she was found dead the cereal had made its way to the vagina
6. The sperm booked two weeks in Ibiza but the airline had overbooked the flight so they went to her viagina instead for a 2 week vacation
7. Her womb secretly made sperm with the same DNA as the guy
8. She went to the sperm bank and withdrew his sperm and used a turkey baster
9. The sperm got evicted from scrotum and rented an apartment in her uterus
10. Someone stole the guys sperm while he was sleeping and threw it through her window and it landed on the gusset of her knickers. When she put them on it climbed up.
11. The sperm was driving round looking for the walmart, got lost and ended up in her vagina
12. She was swimming in the ocean and his sperm, which was swimming round in the ocean too, gravitated up her hoo-hay
13. The sperm's car broke down and was hitching a ride in her vaginal canal
14. He was having sex with another woman and used her as protection
15. The sperm dressed up as ghosts for Halloween and knocked on the Labia and said "trick or treat" and the labia said trick so while the clitoris wasnt looking they ran in and hid in the uterus


Leslie Jan 13th 2006 2:59 am

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Originally Posted by Patrick
They would probably kill themselfs anyway once they sobered up and realised they had slept with you

I was wondering why none of them returned my calls. :o

Celtic_Angel Jan 13th 2006 2:59 am

Re: DNA test for executed rapist... the result is ?
 

Originally Posted by Leslie66
I always decapitate those I've had consensual sex with. :)

Fancy a shag?

your nickname ain't Praying Mantis for nothin'



never trust a person who has their hands up in prayer :scared: :eek:

Leslie Jan 13th 2006 3:18 am

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Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
your nickname ain't Praying Mantis for nothin'



never trust a person who has their hands up in prayer :scared: :eek:

Well, FFS!! Her head was missing and she was brutalized. Would anybody in their right mind question why his sperm was in her vagina?


BIG CLUE FOR THOSE HARD OF THINKING:

He was not her boyfriend.

Celtic_Angel Jan 13th 2006 3:21 am

Re: DNA test for executed rapist... the result is ?
 

Originally Posted by Leslie66
Well, FFS!! Her head was missing and she was brutalized. Would anybody in their right mind question why his sperm was in her vagina?


BIG CLUE FOR THOSE HARD OF THINKING:

He was not her boyfriend.

I think this thread has taken a turn for the BETTER!!! :p :D and i thought I was gonna get flamed for my posts :p

Leslie Jan 13th 2006 3:25 am

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Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
I think this thread has taken a turn for the BETTER!!! :p :D and i thought I was gonna get flamed for my posts :p

The freaky little bastard did it. :mad:

Patrick Jan 13th 2006 3:29 am

Re: DNA test for executed rapist... the result is ?
 

Originally Posted by Leslie66
The freaky little bastard did it. :mad:

Don't call me a bastard, I have lots of Dads!

Celtic_Angel Jan 13th 2006 3:31 am

Re: DNA test for executed rapist... the result is ?
 

Originally Posted by Patrick
Don't call me a bastard, I have lots of Dads!

good job they all have one name :p :p

Leslie Jan 13th 2006 3:56 am

Re: DNA test for executed rapist... the result is ?
 

Originally Posted by Patrick
Don't call me a bastard, I have lots of Dads!

bastard

Thydney Jan 13th 2006 11:14 am

Re: DNA test for executed rapist... the result is ?
 

Originally Posted by Leslie66
Her head was missing


It wasn't missing, it just wasn't connected to where it should be. :eek:

franc11s Jan 13th 2006 11:49 am

Re: DNA test for executed rapist... the result is ?
 

Originally Posted by fatbrit
:confused: Only probably since as the article specifies the accuracy is 1 in 19 million, it's not quite unique, is it?

I have never seen such dribble. Are you really on the same planet here?

I would concur, DNA alone is not enough but if you have bothered to see this case, he was NOT convicted on DNA alone. This 2nd DNA test came as a result of pressure, after he had been executed and STILL proved his guilt. I'm guessing the 19,000,001st person didn't know her, wouldn't have had HIS hair on her and hadn't previously been convicted for attempted rape.

I think you would find, the odds shoot up to about 1 in 999 million but then you'd probably argue the case for Mr 999,000,001 too... too weird.

franc11s Jan 13th 2006 11:59 am

Re: DNA test for executed rapist... the result is ?
 

Originally Posted by Patrick
I wasnt implying anything, I just wrote 15 funny ways the sperm could have entered her body, because as you so rightly pointed out, there are plenty of ways sperm can find its way into a decapitated womans vagina!

The crux of the case though is that he denied having ever having sex with her. Had he said, yes, ihad Sex with her consensually but didn't chop off her head then maybe there is some other plausible excuse. The DNA evidence on the sperm would have been irrelecant. I understand he claimed he wasn't even there !!

I'm not advocating the death penalty, I am torn either way but this was already done and it clearly proved his GUILT. (or one of 30 other people with the same DNA !!).

CarlM Jan 13th 2006 1:01 pm

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Originally Posted by franc11s
Guilty as charged, guilty as convicted, guilty as executed....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/12/dn....ap/index.html

And the best quote :

Death penalty advocates welcomed the results. "Stop the presses -- it turns out that rapists and killers are also liars," Michael Paranzino, president of a group called Throw Away the Key, said in a statement.

Wow, occasionally they kill the right person!

Lizzi Jan 13th 2006 1:30 pm

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I think the theory is that as long as the majority killed are guilty the odd innocent one getting through is just plain unfortunate.

In this case they killed the right one.


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