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Old Aug 16th 2005 | 5:33 pm
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I'm anticipating getting US citizenship in around a year or so, to which I will be thoroughly entitled. In order to be a good, trendy American, I'm thinking that I will start out by 'throwing' the country's first Citizenship Shower. Naturally, you would all be invited. During this event I hope to regain all the materialistic items that I have been long denied through twelve years of burdensome INS/USCIS taxes.
 
Old Aug 17th 2005 | 1:42 am
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Originally Posted by AdobePinon
I'm anticipating getting US citizenship in around a year or so, to which I will be thoroughly entitled. In order to be a good, trendy American, I'm thinking that I will start out by 'throwing' the country's first Citizenship Shower. Naturally, you would all be invited. During this event I hope to regain all the materialistic items that I have been long denied through twelve years of burdensome INS/USCIS taxes.

Sounds like a great idea, I suggest you register at pottery barn and williams sonoma
 
Old Aug 17th 2005 | 2:47 am
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Originally Posted by AdobePinon
I'm anticipating getting US citizenship in around a year or so, to which I will be thoroughly entitled. In order to be a good, trendy American, I'm thinking that I will start out by 'throwing' the country's first Citizenship Shower. Naturally, you would all be invited. During this event I hope to regain all the materialistic items that I have been long denied through twelve years of burdensome INS/USCIS taxes.
Might I suggest some appropriate items to celebrate your new dual US/UK citizenship...

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...onstore/707418

And to show off your new status to the general public, you can place this fancy license plate frame on your car (see image below)...

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...riwear.6377104



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Old Aug 17th 2005 | 2:51 am
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Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Sounds like a great idea, I suggest you register at pottery barn and williams sonoma
I was thinking more Smith & Wesson...
 
Old Aug 17th 2005 | 3:29 am
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I'll contribute a gold-plated tankard which plays Star Spangled Banner when you lift it to quaff your ice cold ale.
 
Old Aug 17th 2005 | 3:33 am
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Originally Posted by Jenney & Mark
Might I suggest some appropriate items to celebrate your new dual US/UK citizenship...

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...onstore/707418

And to show off your new status to the general public, you can place this fancy license plate frame on your car (see image below)...

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...riwear.6377104



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Thats really good where did you buy it ?????
 
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Originally Posted by lolly
Thats really good where did you buy it ?????
You can buy those items at the links I provided.

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Old Aug 17th 2005 | 4:35 am
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Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Sounds like a great idea, I suggest you register at pottery barn and williams sonoma
You kidding? He lives in Santa Fe..... (drool) just register at the shops around the plaza and hand us maps.
 
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No shower is complete with sexy underwear. I'll find some with the American flag on for you!
 
Old Aug 17th 2005 | 6:44 am
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Originally Posted by Ray
I was thinking more Smith & Wesson...
Oh well, I just nearly wet myself.

http://www.aimsurplus.com/

looks to be a good site

http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/B...er_Rifles.html

$800 will get you a semi auto m16.....
 
Old Aug 17th 2005 | 7:32 am
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Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Oh well, I just nearly wet myself.

http://www.aimsurplus.com/

looks to be a good site

http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/B...er_Rifles.html

$800 will get you a semi auto m16.....
That first URL showed a Lee Enfield 303. There's a dogmatic old goat, who posts on this forum, who said I was "Goddam old" because I had fired one.
 
Old Aug 17th 2005 | 7:34 am
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Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Oh well, I just nearly wet myself.
http://www.aimsurplus.com/
looks to be a good site
http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/B...er_Rifles.html
$800 will get you a semi auto m16.....
Not unless you are a Federal Firearms License dealer...
 
Old Aug 17th 2005 | 10:14 am
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Originally Posted by Ray
I was thinking more Smith & Wesson...

I was thinking more of Tiffany's or Needless Markups (Neiman Marcus)..

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Old Aug 17th 2005 | 10:57 am
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Originally Posted by paddingtongreen
That first URL showed a Lee Enfield 303. There's a dogmatic old goat, who posts on this forum, who said I was "Goddam old" because I had fired one.
Yup !! I know who you mean .. buggers usually right though ....
 
Old Aug 17th 2005 | 11:46 am
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Default Re: Citizenship Shower

Originally Posted by AdobePinon
I'm anticipating getting US citizenship in around a year or so, to which I will be thoroughly entitled. In order to be a good, trendy American, I'm thinking that I will start out by 'throwing' the country's first Citizenship Shower. Naturally, you would all be invited. During this event I hope to regain all the materialistic items that I have been long denied through twelve years of burdensome INS/USCIS taxes.
Have you filed yet? If so, where's your timeline?



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