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Citizenship Shower
I'm anticipating getting US citizenship in around a year or so, to which I will be thoroughly entitled. In order to be a good, trendy American, I'm thinking that I will start out by 'throwing' the country's first Citizenship Shower. Naturally, you would all be invited. During this event I hope to regain all the materialistic items that I have been long denied through twelve years of burdensome INS/USCIS taxes. :D
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by AdobePinon
I'm anticipating getting US citizenship in around a year or so, to which I will be thoroughly entitled. In order to be a good, trendy American, I'm thinking that I will start out by 'throwing' the country's first Citizenship Shower. Naturally, you would all be invited. During this event I hope to regain all the materialistic items that I have been long denied through twelve years of burdensome INS/USCIS taxes. :D
Sounds like a great idea, I suggest you register at pottery barn and williams sonoma |
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Originally Posted by AdobePinon
I'm anticipating getting US citizenship in around a year or so, to which I will be thoroughly entitled. In order to be a good, trendy American, I'm thinking that I will start out by 'throwing' the country's first Citizenship Shower. Naturally, you would all be invited. During this event I hope to regain all the materialistic items that I have been long denied through twelve years of burdensome INS/USCIS taxes. :D
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...onstore/707418 And to show off your new status to the general public, you can place this fancy license plate frame on your car (see image below)... http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...riwear.6377104 :) ~ Jenney |
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Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Sounds like a great idea, I suggest you register at pottery barn and williams sonoma
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I'll contribute a gold-plated tankard which plays Star Spangled Banner when you lift it to quaff your ice cold ale. :)
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Originally Posted by Jenney & Mark
Might I suggest some appropriate items to celebrate your new dual US/UK citizenship...
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...onstore/707418 And to show off your new status to the general public, you can place this fancy license plate frame on your car (see image below)... http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...riwear.6377104 :) ~ Jenney |
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Originally Posted by lolly
Thats really good where did you buy it ?????
~ Jenney |
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Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Sounds like a great idea, I suggest you register at pottery barn and williams sonoma
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No shower is complete with sexy underwear. I'll find some with the American flag on for you! :)
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by Ray
I was thinking more Smith & Wesson...
http://www.aimsurplus.com/ looks to be a good site http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/B...er_Rifles.html $800 will get you a semi auto m16..... |
Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Oh well, I just nearly wet myself.
http://www.aimsurplus.com/ looks to be a good site http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/B...er_Rifles.html $800 will get you a semi auto m16..... |
Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Oh well, I just nearly wet myself.
http://www.aimsurplus.com/ looks to be a good site http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/B...er_Rifles.html $800 will get you a semi auto m16..... |
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Originally Posted by Ray
I was thinking more Smith & Wesson...
I was thinking more of Tiffany's or Needless Markups (Neiman Marcus).. PD1 ;) |
Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by paddingtongreen
That first URL showed a Lee Enfield 303. There's a dogmatic old goat, who posts on this forum, who said I was "Goddam old" because I had fired one.
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by AdobePinon
I'm anticipating getting US citizenship in around a year or so, to which I will be thoroughly entitled. In order to be a good, trendy American, I'm thinking that I will start out by 'throwing' the country's first Citizenship Shower. Naturally, you would all be invited. During this event I hope to regain all the materialistic items that I have been long denied through twelve years of burdensome INS/USCIS taxes. :D
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