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Dec 19th 2008 | 2:14 am

#16

lisa67

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Joined: Jan 2008

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From: Toasty in Texas

Re: Citizenship

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Originally Posted by tonrob

Ooo - did you have curry? Damn, I missed it. What did you put in it?

Sprouts? Cauliflower????

No...didn't actually have curry, just fancied some...but will be making chicken curry for friends on Sunday...even got some Naan bread from Super Target...yummmm

Dec 19th 2008 | 5:01 am

#17

tonrob

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Joined: Aug 2004

Posts: 8,002

From: Shanghai

Re: Citizenship

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Originally Posted by Janek66

I don't know if the procedure has changed since I did it in April 2001 but the questionaire was a piece of cake....by the time the guy had got done explaining what I needed to do (out of habit because I can actually read) I had it finished.

The ceremony was quite emotional for me. I have no regrets.

Jesus - I hope the procedure hasn't changed! Last time I just sat down, looked at the menu and told them what I wanted. And now you have to fill in a queationnaire? Sheesh - they'll be wanting a bloody tip next. :curse: And I don't even want cake (but a garlic nan would do nicely).

My only regrets come on the bog the next day.

Dec 19th 2008 | 1:44 pm

#18

clarissageo

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Joined: Sep 2007

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From: Cincinnati, Ohio.

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Re: Citizenship

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Originally Posted by Octang Frye

If you're a guy, prior to the naturalization ceremony they give you testosterone implants to make your voice deeper.

You can also elect to have an optional procedure where they extract all the whiny that is usually found in the British male, and replace it with a spine.

My husband told my 11 year old twins before they went for their immigration medical that All American men have perfectly round balls, and the doctor would put their balls on a machine that manipulated them to be perfectly round before they would be allowed into the US.

Perhaps this is done prior to naturalization now instead?