Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
Sep 26th 2006, 1:55 am
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Re: Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
By now Steve Irwin jokes will be old news. You know how many txts you get as soon as somone carks it.
My favourite joke is met with blank looks over here and it is bloody hilarious (I think ha ha).
A guy wakes up one morning with a gorilla on his roof. He looks in yellow pages and finds a big ad saying GORILLA REMOVALS!!!
He calls the number and the guy turns up in a truck. The guy has a baseball bat, a ladder, a nasty angry pit bull and a shot gun.
The guy with the gorilla says - whats all that for?
Gorrilla removal man says: The ladder gets me on the roof. The baseball bat I'll use to wallop the gorilla and knock him off the roof. The pit bull is specially trained to bite his nuts and wont let go until he is unconcious. Then I'll sling him in the truck and get rid for ya.
The guys says fine mate, nice one, but whats the shot gun for?
The gorilla removal geezer says: If he knocks me off the roof.............................................. .............shoot the dog!!!!
))))))
(They just dont get it!)
My favourite joke is met with blank looks over here and it is bloody hilarious (I think ha ha).
A guy wakes up one morning with a gorilla on his roof. He looks in yellow pages and finds a big ad saying GORILLA REMOVALS!!!
He calls the number and the guy turns up in a truck. The guy has a baseball bat, a ladder, a nasty angry pit bull and a shot gun.
The guy with the gorilla says - whats all that for?
Gorrilla removal man says: The ladder gets me on the roof. The baseball bat I'll use to wallop the gorilla and knock him off the roof. The pit bull is specially trained to bite his nuts and wont let go until he is unconcious. Then I'll sling him in the truck and get rid for ya.
The guys says fine mate, nice one, but whats the shot gun for?
The gorilla removal geezer says: If he knocks me off the roof.............................................. .............shoot the dog!!!!
))))))(They just dont get it!)
Sep 26th 2006, 11:52 am
#32
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Re: Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
Originally Posted by Silly Sod
By now Steve Irwin jokes will be old news. You know how many txts you get as soon as somone carks it.
My favourite joke is met with blank looks over here and it is bloody hilarious (I think ha ha).
A guy wakes up one morning with a gorilla on his roof. He looks in yellow pages and finds a big ad saying GORILLA REMOVALS!!!
He calls the number and the guy turns up in a truck. The guy has a baseball bat, a ladder, a nasty angry pit bull and a shot gun.
The guy with the gorilla says - whats all that for?
Gorrilla removal man says: The ladder gets me on the roof. The baseball bat I'll use to wallop the gorilla and knock him off the roof. The pit bull is specially trained to bite his nuts and wont let go until he is unconcious. Then I'll sling him in the truck and get rid for ya.
The guys says fine mate, nice one, but whats the shot gun for?
The gorilla removal geezer says: If he knocks me off the roof.............................................. .............shoot the dog!!!!))))))
(They just dont get it!)
My favourite joke is met with blank looks over here and it is bloody hilarious (I think ha ha).
A guy wakes up one morning with a gorilla on his roof. He looks in yellow pages and finds a big ad saying GORILLA REMOVALS!!!
He calls the number and the guy turns up in a truck. The guy has a baseball bat, a ladder, a nasty angry pit bull and a shot gun.
The guy with the gorilla says - whats all that for?
Gorrilla removal man says: The ladder gets me on the roof. The baseball bat I'll use to wallop the gorilla and knock him off the roof. The pit bull is specially trained to bite his nuts and wont let go until he is unconcious. Then I'll sling him in the truck and get rid for ya.
The guys says fine mate, nice one, but whats the shot gun for?
The gorilla removal geezer says: If he knocks me off the roof.............................................. .............shoot the dog!!!!
))))))(They just dont get it!)
It doesn't even raise a smile out here, when I finish the joke they seem to think I am just pausing before the punchline.
Sep 26th 2006, 12:05 pm
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Re: Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
Originally Posted by Silly Sod
By now Steve Irwin jokes will be old news. You know how many txts you get as soon as somone carks it.
My favourite joke is met with blank looks over here and it is bloody hilarious (I think ha ha).
A guy wakes up one morning with a gorilla on his roof. He looks in yellow pages and finds a big ad saying GORILLA REMOVALS!!!
He calls the number and the guy turns up in a truck. The guy has a baseball bat, a ladder, a nasty angry pit bull and a shot gun.
The guy with the gorilla says - whats all that for?
Gorrilla removal man says: The ladder gets me on the roof. The baseball bat I'll use to wallop the gorilla and knock him off the roof. The pit bull is specially trained to bite his nuts and wont let go until he is unconcious. Then I'll sling him in the truck and get rid for ya.
The guys says fine mate, nice one, but whats the shot gun for?
The gorilla removal geezer says: If he knocks me off the roof.............................................. .............shoot the dog!!!!))))))
(They just dont get it!)
My favourite joke is met with blank looks over here and it is bloody hilarious (I think ha ha).
A guy wakes up one morning with a gorilla on his roof. He looks in yellow pages and finds a big ad saying GORILLA REMOVALS!!!
He calls the number and the guy turns up in a truck. The guy has a baseball bat, a ladder, a nasty angry pit bull and a shot gun.
The guy with the gorilla says - whats all that for?
Gorrilla removal man says: The ladder gets me on the roof. The baseball bat I'll use to wallop the gorilla and knock him off the roof. The pit bull is specially trained to bite his nuts and wont let go until he is unconcious. Then I'll sling him in the truck and get rid for ya.
The guys says fine mate, nice one, but whats the shot gun for?
The gorilla removal geezer says: If he knocks me off the roof.............................................. .............shoot the dog!!!!
))))))(They just dont get it!)
ROFLMAO!!!!! That is sooooo funny!!! LOLOLOLOL....
Sep 26th 2006, 12:06 pm
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Re: Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Same thing, my favourite joke is: I went to a Muslim strip show last night...... All the men in the audience were shouting show us your face.
It doesn't even raise a smile out here, when I finish the joke they seem to think I am just pausing before the punchline.
It doesn't even raise a smile out here, when I finish the joke they seem to think I am just pausing before the punchline.
Sep 26th 2006, 12:57 pm
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Re: Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
Anyway........ using the internet is cheating
It was not my intent to cheat on all the answers but the compiler cheated by "compiling them" that way.
I'll probably burn in Hell anyway.
Sep 27th 2006, 1:39 am
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Re: Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
Originally Posted by TRPardoe
I once won a company magazine quiz by Googling one of the questions. I turned up the page where the compiler got ALL the questions from and thereby got all the answers at once.
It was not my intent to cheat on all the answers but the compiler cheated by "compiling them" that way.
I'll probably burn in Hell anyway.
It was not my intent to cheat on all the answers but the compiler cheated by "compiling them" that way.
I'll probably burn in Hell anyway.
Sep 27th 2006, 3:08 am
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Re: Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
Originally Posted by TRPardoe
I once won a company magazine quiz by Googling one of the questions. I turned up the page where the compiler got ALL the questions from and thereby got all the answers at once.
It was not my intent to cheat on all the answers but the compiler cheated by "compiling them" that way.
I'll probably burn in Hell anyway.
It was not my intent to cheat on all the answers but the compiler cheated by "compiling them" that way.
I'll probably burn in Hell anyway.
Sep 27th 2006, 2:37 pm
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Re: Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
Originally Posted by Sallyanne
What did you win?
Sep 27th 2006, 7:22 pm
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Re: Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
Originally Posted by TRPardoe
$25, I think. It was a while ago.
Sep 27th 2006, 7:25 pm
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Re: Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Better make it 20 Hail Mary's then, and maybe a couple of Our Father's just incase.
Sep 27th 2006, 7:40 pm
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Re: Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
Originally Posted by TRPardoe
I once won a company magazine quiz by Googling one of the questions. I turned up the page where the compiler got ALL the questions from and thereby got all the answers at once.
It was not my intent to cheat on all the answers but the compiler cheated by "compiling them" that way.
I'll probably burn in Hell anyway.
It was not my intent to cheat on all the answers but the compiler cheated by "compiling them" that way.
I'll probably burn in Hell anyway.
Yep... I just won the company saftey slogan contest for a 5 minute Google of the topic, taking a canned slogan from someone else. What on earth did we do before Google?
Sep 27th 2006, 8:38 pm
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Re: Calling all intellectuals.... Cos I aint.
Originally Posted by paddingtongreen
Oh come on, sack cloth and ashes, maybe some self flagelation
