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Old Dec 2nd 2008, 8:21 pm
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Substitute phallus, of course.
well the rampant rabbit works for me AND it don't require a license or ammo, nor can I kill myself or anyone else with it. Death via multiple orgasm - doesn't really feature on the stats
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Originally Posted by meauxna
I shit you not, I just had an arduous conversation with Tmobile customer 'care'. Sometimes it takes me a while to switch.
What's a few commas between friends?
I kind of enjoyed talking like that.
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Originally Posted by Leslie66
I love California but miss my family in the UK. Two doors down and take a right. She is for you now skeedadle.
I think I am living in some bizarro-world. Last night, everyone was agreeing on common sense things, and now you're all talking gibberish.

Me ex had a rabbit... -sigh-
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I think I am living in some bizarro-world.
Is that a compound?
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Originally Posted by Leslie66
I kind of enjoyed talking like that.
heheh, I always say I'm fluent in ESL. My DH is obnoxious about it tho. He also does it at high volume. You know, in that 'it's more comprehensible if I say it louder'.
Our new worker is a Kiwi & I can hardly understand a thing she says.
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Originally Posted by Octang Frye
I think I am living in some bizarro-world. Last night, everyone was agreeing on common sense things, and now you're all talking gibberish.

Me ex had a rabbit... -sigh-
Don't make me laugh ... I'm wearing mascara.
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Originally Posted by Octang Frye
I think I am living in some bizarro-world. Last night, everyone was agreeing on common sense things, and now you're all talking gibberish.

Me ex had a rabbit... -sigh-
What are you still doing here? Scat!
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What are you still doing here? Scat!
oohhhhh now you can't be introducing 'scat' into the convo!
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Originally Posted by Octang Frye
I think I am living in some bizarro-world. Last night, everyone was agreeing on common sense things, and now you're all talking gibberish.

Me ex had a rabbit... -sigh-
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showp...8&postcount=35

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Originally Posted by Leslie66
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Old Dec 2nd 2008, 8:44 pm
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Originally Posted by meauxna
What are you still doing here? Scat!
I got there too late. LL and some other had got there first. I can't compete with them.
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Old Dec 2nd 2008, 8:59 pm
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Originally Posted by Octang Frye
I got there too late. LL and some other had got there first. I can't compete with them.
You can't compete with Ray, Lord Farty Pants and some guy with a confused flag?!?! You may as well just kill yourself now.
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Originally Posted by Leslie66
You can't compete with Ray, Lord Farty Pants and some guy with a confused flag?!?! You may as well just kill yourself now.
I can't think of anything funny or witty to say.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride... -sigh-
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Default Re: Buying a gun when I am a permanent resident.

Late to this one, but ISTR that we learned, in another thread, that a cellphone was the preferred option for home defence?

Hmm... I guess that means 90 day contiguous residency for furriners buying cellphones - but only if they come with speed dial
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Old Dec 2nd 2008, 10:12 pm
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Originally Posted by Octang Frye
I can't think of anything funny or witty to say.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride... -sigh-
well if it's ANY compensation, apart from your (sometimes )gun-obsessed tin foil hat mentality - I find you a rather amusing interesting bridesmaid. I'm sure you will catch that bouquet one day
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